EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT ALL REV. FATHER DON'T HAVE WIFE.THIS REV. FATHER TOLD ONE OF HIS CHURCH COMMITTEE TO GET HIM A STEWARD,THE MAN DID AS HE WAS INSTRUCTED AND BROUGHT HIM A BOY NAMED EMEKA.THE BOY DISCOVERED THAT WHENEVER THE REV. FATHER WANTS TO BREAK HIS FASTING AND PRAYER,HE HAS A SPECIAL ROOM WHERE HE GOES TO PRAY.ONE DAY,AFTER FINISH FASTING THE REV. FATHER GOES TO THE ROOM TO PRAY AS USUAL,AFTER HE HAS FINISHED PRAYING,HE HEARD A VOICE SAYING "THANK YOU MY SON FOR FASTING,NOW I WANT YOU TO FAST FOR 41 DAYS".FOR THE FIRST TIME HE COULD HEARD A VOICE SPEAK TO HIM.HE WENT OUT OF THE ROOM VERY EXCITED BECAUSE HE HEARD GOD'S VOICE,THE NEXT DAY HE STARTED THE 41 DAYS FASTING.AFTER 41 DAYS OF FASTING,THE REV. FATHER WENT TO HIS SPECIAL ROOM TO PRAY,AFTER PRAYING HE HEARD THE SAME VOICE SAYING THE SAME THING.HE WAS VERY HAPPY TO HEAR GOD'S AGAIN.AFTER FASTING,THIS THING REPEAT ITSELF AGAIN;BUT BY THIS TIME THE REV. FATHER IS GETTING THINNER BUT THE STEWARD(EMEKA) IS GETTING FATTER BECAUSE HE IS THE ONLY ONE EATING ALL THE FOOD.THE REV. FATHER MANAGED TO FAST THE THIRD ROUND,AFTER FASTING,HE WENT TO HIS SPECIAL ROOM TO PRAY.WHEN HE FINISHED PRAYING,HE HEARD THE SAME VOICE,BUT THIS TIME AROUND HE REBUKED THE VOICE BY SAYING "GOD PLEASE BE VERY CAREFUL,I AM TIRED OF ALL THIS FASTING". THE REV. FATHER JUST HEARD A LAUGHTER THAT BROKE THE CEILING AND EMEKA FELL DOWN BECAUSE HE CANNOT HOLD ONTO THE REV. FATHER'S COMMENT AGAIN. N.B IF YOU ARE THE REV. FATHER WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?[/size]
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