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Date: 07-06-2011 3:14 pm (11 years ago) | Author: Deji Anthony
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- at 7-06-2011 03:14 PM (11 years ago)
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A doctor in Dublin wanted to get  off work and go fishing, so he approached his  assistant

"Murphy, I am going fishing  tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic.
I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients".

"Yes, sir!" answers Murphy.

The doctor goes fishing and returns the following day and asks: "So, Murphy, how was your day?"

Murphy told him that he took care of three patients. "The first one had a headache so he did, so I gave him Paracetamol."
   
"Bravo Murphy lad, and the second one?" asks the doctor.

"The second one had indigestion and I gave him Gaviscon, so I did sir" says Murphy..

"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the doctor.

"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door flies open and a young gorgeous woman bursts in so she does.
Like a bolt outta the blue, she tears off her clothes, taking off everything including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table, spreading her legs and shouts:
'HELP ME for the love of St Patrick!  For five years I have not seen any man!'"

"Tunderin' lard Jesus Murphy, what did you do?" asks the doctor.

"I put drops in her eyes."


Posted: at 7-06-2011 03:14 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- lanudja at 7-06-2011 03:16 PM (11 years ago)
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9ice1 Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Grin
Posted: at 7-06-2011 03:16 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- mrvoue at 7-06-2011 03:24 PM (11 years ago)
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thanks thanks thanks  Grin
Posted: at 7-06-2011 03:24 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lanudja at 7-06-2011 03:34 PM (11 years ago)
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 Wink Cheesy
Posted: at 7-06-2011 03:34 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Deffney at 7-06-2011 03:45 PM (11 years ago)
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nyahahahaha na funny ooo

Posted: at 7-06-2011 03:45 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 7-06-2011 04:20 PM (11 years ago)
another yeye joke ,
Posted: at 7-06-2011 04:20 PM (11 years ago) |
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- jossy4reall at 7-06-2011 04:29 PM (11 years ago)
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Wow! cool
U put drop in her eyez or under,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Grin

Posted: at 7-06-2011 04:29 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Deffney at 7-06-2011 04:30 PM (11 years ago)
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eyes under Cheesy

Posted: at 7-06-2011 04:30 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 7-06-2011 06:04 PM (11 years ago)
 Undecided
Posted: at 7-06-2011 06:04 PM (11 years ago) |
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- add12 at 7-06-2011 06:24 PM (11 years ago)
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murphy must be flogged. Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 7-06-2011 06:24 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- femilux at 7-06-2011 06:34 PM (11 years ago)
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bravo poster
Posted: at 7-06-2011 06:34 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- at 7-06-2011 06:35 PM (11 years ago)
boo Undecided
Posted: at 7-06-2011 06:35 PM (11 years ago) |
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- Deffney at 8-06-2011 02:10 AM (11 years ago)
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 Tongue

Posted: at 8-06-2011 02:10 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- thowbee at 8-06-2011 02:14 AM (11 years ago)
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haha
Posted: at 8-06-2011 02:14 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deffney at 8-06-2011 02:19 AM (11 years ago)
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hi thowbee gud mawnin'

Posted: at 8-06-2011 02:19 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- thowbee at 8-06-2011 02:26 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Deffney on  8-06-2011 02:19 AM
hi thowbee gud mawnin'

hey deff sexy....ur not looking bad....hw r u doin?.....
Posted: at 8-06-2011 02:26 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deffney at 8-06-2011 02:28 AM (11 years ago)
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im fine baby..... Wink

Posted: at 8-06-2011 02:28 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- thowbee at 8-06-2011 02:30 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Deffney on  8-06-2011 02:28 AM
im fine baby..... Wink

ayt be gud.......going to bed..muah.. Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss
Posted: at 8-06-2011 02:30 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Abolore05 at 8-06-2011 05:55 AM (11 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed
Posted: at 8-06-2011 05:55 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 8-06-2011 06:12 PM (11 years ago)
 Roll Eyes huh?
Posted: at 8-06-2011 06:12 PM (11 years ago) |
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