![-]( "waco") waco at 9-06-2011 03:46 PM (12 years ago)  (m) I was here
no matter how incorrect ur time is, it will be correct twice a day. | Posted: at 9-06-2011 03:46 PM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "Emmandazie") Emmandazie at 9-06-2011 03:50 PM (12 years ago) (m) searching 4what or who? | Posted: at 9-06-2011 03:50 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Emmandazie") Emmandazie at 9-06-2011 04:44 PM (12 years ago) (m) Na 2day you know xena? | Posted: at 9-06-2011 04:44 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Mercies") Mercies at 9-06-2011 04:58 PM (12 years ago) (f) I cannot say such | Posted: at 9-06-2011 04:58 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "50scent") 50scent at 9-06-2011 06:11 PM (12 years ago) (m) Reply |
my mouth is sealed on this one!!!!  | Posted: at 9-06-2011 06:14 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "dhowafe") dhowafe at 9-06-2011 10:40 PM (12 years ago) (m) I will jus tell him 'Mister, the sex sucks......dyu want to keep me or not?..........................straight to the point...............cuz he knows he's got a problem and shld address it b4 I complain......................
Don't you think that will hurt his feelings and demoralized him the more, Even when you knew he's trying all his best to get it fixed ? dearie...........3 yrs?? c'mn!!! r u for real??.................................he wants me to complain even tho we both know that he is wasting my '5 mins' all in the name of fcuking me??....he's tryna get it fix for 3 yrs??? something that can get fixed in 5 mins...............mehn....I don't do that crap plz..............I will say to him......'Mister, dyu need me to tell u that u r always wasting ma 5 mins in the name of SEX??....if u wanna keep me, I give u 24hrs to get urself fixed.......I have pardoned u for 3yrs and now u r long overdue'.......................simple.... see d authority wen u dey use talk. mk i ask u, hw many mins ur boyfriend dey use FCUK UUU??? watin una no go fit do, una go come here dey talk watin i no knw.. | Posted: at 9-06-2011 10:40 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "dhowafe") dhowafe at 9-06-2011 10:43 PM (12 years ago) (m) Maybe it is not HIM... it could be you because I am sure another woman might think his Sex is da bomb... i think you should sit down and really think if he is the problem. Maybe your walls are no more? loose? Or maybe you expect him to do all the work and not participate? it takes two people to REALLY enjoy Sex... The man will do his thing and the woman should compliment his sex game by showing him your skillz too...
now thats jus nassty talk..............hw u doin tho??... u see nw, person dey talk watin fit help, she dey call am nassty... na wa.. Nigerian girls!!!! | Posted: at 9-06-2011 10:43 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "thowbee") thowbee at 9-06-2011 10:44 PM (12 years ago) (f) I will jus tell him 'Mister, the sex sucks......dyu want to keep me or not?..........................straight to the point...............cuz he knows he's got a problem and shld address it b4 I complain......................
Don't you think that will hurt his feelings and demoralized him the more, Even when you knew he's trying all his best to get it fixed ? dearie...........3 yrs?? c'mn!!! r u for real??.................................he wants me to complain even tho we both know that he is wasting my '5 mins' all in the name of fcuking me??....he's tryna get it fix for 3 yrs??? something that can get fixed in 5 mins...............mehn....I don't do that crap plz..............I will say to him......'Mister, dyu need me to tell u that u r always wasting ma 5 mins in the name of SEX??....if u wanna keep me, I give u 24hrs to get urself fixed.......I have pardoned u for 3yrs and now u r long overdue'.......................simple.... see d authority wen u dey use talk. mk i ask u, hw many mins ur boyfriend dey use FCUK UUU??? watin una no go fit do, una go come here dey talk watin i no knw.. y r u being defensive.....3yrs dating him?? and I have to posh out a condition he knws fully well he has? r u kidding me? | Posted: at 9-06-2011 10:44 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "dhowafe") dhowafe at 9-06-2011 10:45 PM (12 years ago) (m) I will jus tell him 'Mister, the sex sucks......dyu want to keep me or not?..........................straight to the point...............cuz he knows he's got a problem and shld address it b4 I complain......................
Don't you think that will hurt his feelings and demoralized him the more, Even when you knew he's trying all his best to get it fixed ? dearie...........3 yrs?? c'mn!!! r u for real??.................................he wants me to complain even tho we both know that he is wasting my '5 mins' all in the name of fcuking me??....he's tryna get it fix for 3 yrs??? something that can get fixed in 5 mins...............mehn....I don't do that crap plz..............I will say to him......'Mister, dyu need me to tell u that u r always wasting ma 5 mins in the name of SEX??....if u wanna keep me, I give u 24hrs to get urself fixed.......I have pardoned u for 3yrs and now u r long overdue'.......................simple.... Wow !! thats authoritarian order  abeg help me tell her... | Posted: at 9-06-2011 10:45 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "thowbee") thowbee at 9-06-2011 10:48 PM (12 years ago) (f) I will jus tell him 'Mister, the sex sucks......dyu want to keep me or not?..........................straight to the point...............cuz he knows he's got a problem and shld address it b4 I complain......................
Don't you think that will hurt his feelings and demoralized him the more, Even when you knew he's trying all his best to get it fixed ? dearie...........3 yrs?? c'mn!!! r u for real??.................................he wants me to complain even tho we both know that he is wasting my '5 mins' all in the name of fcuking me??....he's tryna get it fix for 3 yrs??? something that can get fixed in 5 mins...............mehn....I don't do that crap plz..............I will say to him......'Mister, dyu need me to tell u that u r always wasting ma 5 mins in the name of SEX??....if u wanna keep me, I give u 24hrs to get urself fixed.......I have pardoned u for 3yrs and now u r long overdue'.......................simple.... Wow !! thats authoritarian order abeg help me tell her... was I being authoritative??...hmm...well...sometyms keep it real and straight.... | Posted: at 9-06-2011 10:48 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "truenaija2") truenaija2 at 9-06-2011 10:50 PM (12 years ago) (f) my dear a relationship without good sex is like a life without good food, it is pathetic but u r the only on e that can change do u want to live like this for the rest of your life or would u love to free yourself from the bondage  the decision is yours and yours alone | Posted: at 9-06-2011 10:50 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "dhowafe") dhowafe at 9-06-2011 10:52 PM (12 years ago) (m) I will jus tell him 'Mister, the sex sucks......dyu want to keep me or not?..........................straight to the point...............cuz he knows he's got a problem and shld address it b4 I complain......................
Don't you think that will hurt his feelings and demoralized him the more, Even when you knew he's trying all his best to get it fixed ? dearie...........3 yrs?? c'mn!!! r u for real??.................................he wants me to complain even tho we both know that he is wasting my '5 mins' all in the name of fcuking me??....he's tryna get it fix for 3 yrs??? something that can get fixed in 5 mins...............mehn....I don't do that crap plz..............I will say to him......'Mister, dyu need me to tell u that u r always wasting ma 5 mins in the name of SEX??....if u wanna keep me, I give u 24hrs to get urself fixed.......I have pardoned u for 3yrs and now u r long overdue'.......................simple.... see d authority wen u dey use talk. mk i ask u, hw many mins ur boyfriend dey use FCUK UUU??? watin una no go fit do, una go come here dey talk watin i no knw.. y r u being defensive.....3yrs dating him?? and I have to posh out a condition he knws fully well he has? r u kidding me? If u think i'm been defensive, then that's up to u. nw let me ask u, do u think it's every issues u settle authoritatively?? more importantly wen it nw concerns matters of the heart... and u are d woman, is that hw u hope to build ur home?? | Posted: at 9-06-2011 10:52 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "kebella") kebella at 9-06-2011 10:53 PM (12 years ago) (f) Reply |
![-]( "dhowafe") dhowafe at 9-06-2011 10:57 PM (12 years ago) (m) I will jus tell him 'Mister, the sex sucks......dyu want to keep me or not?..........................straight to the point...............cuz he knows he's got a problem and shld address it b4 I complain......................
Don't you think that will hurt his feelings and demoralized him the more, Even when you knew he's trying all his best to get it fixed ? dearie...........3 yrs?? c'mn!!! r u for real??.................................he wants me to complain even tho we both know that he is wasting my '5 mins' all in the name of fcuking me??....he's tryna get it fix for 3 yrs??? something that can get fixed in 5 mins...............mehn....I don't do that crap plz..............I will say to him......'Mister, dyu need me to tell u that u r always wasting ma 5 mins in the name of SEX??....if u wanna keep me, I give u 24hrs to get urself fixed.......I have pardoned u for 3yrs and now u r long overdue'.......................simple.... Wow !! thats authoritarian order abeg help me tell her... was I being authoritative??...hmm...well...sometyms keep it real and straight....if this is ur idea of been Real and Straight, i jst | Posted: at 9-06-2011 10:57 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "thowbee") thowbee at 9-06-2011 10:59 PM (12 years ago) (f) I will jus tell him 'Mister, the sex sucks......dyu want to keep me or not?..........................straight to the point...............cuz he knows he's got a problem and shld address it b4 I complain......................
Don't you think that will hurt his feelings and demoralized him the more, Even when you knew he's trying all his best to get it fixed ? dearie...........3 yrs?? c'mn!!! r u for real??.................................he wants me to complain even tho we both know that he is wasting my '5 mins' all in the name of fcuking me??....he's tryna get it fix for 3 yrs??? something that can get fixed in 5 mins...............mehn....I don't do that crap plz..............I will say to him......'Mister, dyu need me to tell u that u r always wasting ma 5 mins in the name of SEX??....if u wanna keep me, I give u 24hrs to get urself fixed.......I have pardoned u for 3yrs and now u r long overdue'.......................simple.... see d authority wen u dey use talk. mk i ask u, hw many mins ur boyfriend dey use FCUK UUU??? watin una no go fit do, una go come here dey talk watin i no knw.. y r u being defensive.....3yrs dating him?? and I have to posh out a condition he knws fully well he has? r u kidding me? If u think i'm been defensive, then that's up to u. nw let me ask u, do u think it's every issues u settle authoritatively?? more importantly wen it nw concerns matters of the heart... and u are d woman, is that hw u hope to build ur home?? okeiii......I dunno bout others buh keeping it straight has worked all ma life....and I was not being authoritative...u should read the thread carefully.....uv been together for 3+yrs and u r waiting for me to complain/tell u, uv got a problem?........de thing is if he is patient/caring enough he would see the discontent in her face everytym he gets up and wldn't have to wait for her to complain....pretty simple.... | Posted: at 9-06-2011 10:59 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "ILOVEIT") ILOVEIT at 9-06-2011 11:04 PM (12 years ago) (m) Lets take it this way, you've been with your boyfriend for like 3years plus. Emotionally, everything that should be there is there. However, for years you've felt that the sex isn't cutting it. you're physically attracted to him but you're tired of having to stop every 5 minutes because he can't handle it  . both of you have tried bringing things into the bedroom, dressing up, and probably most of what you're thinking right now. you've suggested the condoms that promise to increase erection time but he hasn't got them still. I'm sure it hurts him a little to buy them and so on. Since it seems to be a common topic around him, I should mention that you've never cheated on him and you never will. you just know that you can't marry such person, if the sex doesn't pick up and don't think it's wrong of you to not want to commit to a life of bad sex.
Then my question is this:
Women: How do you tell a man that you just wanna be rammed?
Men: How can we say it without killing your ego? If yu've dated a Guy for 3yrs, yu should be able to tell him the sex is not helping yu simple as A,B n C...make em improve his skills
The difference between GENIUS and STUPIDITY is that, genius has it limits.. | Posted: at 9-06-2011 11:04 PM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "kebella") kebella at 9-06-2011 11:05 PM (12 years ago) (f) Dhowale where ve yu been 
my name is kebella  ........yu already no that  ...heheh...if yu wanna smell what kebella is cooking........bring it up!! | Posted: at 9-06-2011 11:05 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "dhowafe") dhowafe at 9-06-2011 11:16 PM (12 years ago) (m) I will jus tell him 'Mister, the sex sucks......dyu want to keep me or not?..........................straight to the point...............cuz he knows he's got a problem and shld address it b4 I complain......................
Don't you think that will hurt his feelings and demoralized him the more, Even when you knew he's trying all his best to get it fixed ? dearie...........3 yrs?? c'mn!!! r u for real??.................................he wants me to complain even tho we both know that he is wasting my '5 mins' all in the name of fcuking me??....he's tryna get it fix for 3 yrs??? something that can get fixed in 5 mins...............mehn....I don't do that crap plz..............I will say to him......'Mister, dyu need me to tell u that u r always wasting ma 5 mins in the name of SEX??....if u wanna keep me, I give u 24hrs to get urself fixed.......I have pardoned u for 3yrs and now u r long overdue'.......................simple.... see d authority wen u dey use talk. mk i ask u, hw many mins ur boyfriend dey use FCUK UUU??? watin una no go fit do, una go come here dey talk watin i no knw.. y r u being defensive.....3yrs dating him?? and I have to posh out a condition he knws fully well he has? r u kidding me? If u think i'm been defensive, then that's up to u. nw let me ask u, do u think it's every issues u settle authoritatively?? more importantly wen it nw concerns matters of the heart... and u are d woman, is that hw u hope to build ur home?? okeiii......I dunno bout others buh keeping it straight has worked all ma life....and I was not being authoritative...u should read the thread carefully.....uv been together for 3+yrs and u r waiting for me to complain/tell u, uv got a problem?........de thing is if he is patient/caring enough he would see the discontent in her face everytym he gets up and wldn't have to wait for her to complain....pretty simple.... My dear, we all are here to learn one or two things that could help us in our situations, even if not nw bt in the near future cos anything can happen.. do nt think i'm wishin anyone bad.. if u read that story very well, she said THEY have been findin solutions, not jst she, do u think he is happy that he is like that? which normal man will not want to enjoy sex to it's fullest, i'm sure he must be demoralized that he is not gettin any solution, and u think the best u can do as the person so dear to his heart, that he so trust his life wit, is to throw harsh words at him... and u call it been real and straight. it's ok... | Posted: at 9-06-2011 11:16 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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