LOVE IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL

Date: 19-06-2011 9:14 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Muobo Isivwe
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- at 19-06-2011 09:14 PM (13 years ago)
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Nkem and Chi were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Nkem suddenly jumped into the deep end.
He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Chi promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Nkem out.

When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Chi's Heroic act, she
immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now
considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Chi the news she said, "Chi, I have good news and bad news.
The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to respond rationally to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays that you have a sound mind.

The bad news is, Nkem, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."

Chi replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"

Posted: at 19-06-2011 09:14 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- MilleniumMan at 19-06-2011 09:24 PM (13 years ago)
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Hahahaha, too much laf. Girl u try.
Posted: at 19-06-2011 09:24 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 19-06-2011 09:31 PM (13 years ago)
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cool
Posted: at 19-06-2011 09:31 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- jeffrey4u at 19-06-2011 10:53 PM (13 years ago)
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this person is ready to enter town ooo
watch out
Posted: at 19-06-2011 10:53 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Omilim at 19-06-2011 11:18 PM (13 years ago)
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 Smiley
Posted: at 19-06-2011 11:18 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jeffrey4u at 20-06-2011 12:10 AM (13 years ago)
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funny but Pb5
prove.........
http://www.naijapals.com/modules/naijapals/funnyhub/the-mental-patient's-act-of-love/
Posted: at 20-06-2011 12:10 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 20-06-2011 12:10 AM (13 years ago)
pb4 b4 Tongue
Posted: at 20-06-2011 12:10 AM (13 years ago) |
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- lanudja at 20-06-2011 09:51 AM (13 years ago)
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Interesting n nice1 Grin
Posted: at 20-06-2011 09:51 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- lanudja at 20-06-2011 11:33 AM (13 years ago)
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Mr pb4 Cheesy
Posted: at 20-06-2011 11:33 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- jonathanchuks at 20-06-2011 11:49 AM (13 years ago)
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very funny gud one
Posted: at 20-06-2011 11:49 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- at 20-06-2011 12:06 PM (13 years ago)
booo Undecided
Posted: at 20-06-2011 12:06 PM (13 years ago) |
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- Elgracia at 20-06-2011 12:14 PM (13 years ago)
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rotflmfao..............now dats funny Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 20-06-2011 12:14 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- terryworld at 20-06-2011 12:32 PM (13 years ago)
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expired joke,gosh
Posted: at 20-06-2011 12:32 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 20-06-2011 12:49 PM (13 years ago)
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anoda ok
Posted: at 20-06-2011 12:49 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 20-06-2011 12:58 PM (13 years ago)
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na my joke you go thief abi?.. Angry
PB4 by me... Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 20-06-2011 12:58 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- thowbee at 20-06-2011 01:15 PM (13 years ago)
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haha...I can imagine...
Posted: at 20-06-2011 01:15 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deffney at 20-06-2011 01:20 PM (13 years ago)
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hahahaha still funny naaaa
Posted: at 20-06-2011 01:20 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- lanudja at 20-06-2011 01:21 PM (13 years ago)
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off cos its funny and interesting too Grin
Posted: at 20-06-2011 01:21 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Jowael at 20-06-2011 03:20 PM (13 years ago)
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LWKMD4H ! Thumbs up!!!!!
Posted: at 20-06-2011 03:20 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- at 20-06-2011 10:05 PM (13 years ago)
just keep that your thumb to your self
Posted: at 20-06-2011 10:05 PM (13 years ago) |
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