an elderly Italian man went 2 his parish priest and asked if the priest would here his confession. ''of course,my son'' said the priest. ''well,father,at the beginning of world war 2,a beautiful woman knocked on my door and told me to hide her 4rm d germans,i hid her in my attic and they neva found her'' ''that's a wonderful thing my son,and nothing that u need to confess'' said the priest. ''its worse,father;i was weak and told her she had to pay for rest of the attic with her segxwal favours''continued the elderly Italian man. ''well,it was a very difficuit time and u took a great risk.u'd have suffered at d hands of the germans if they had found her in ur attic.i knw God in his wisdom and mercy will balance d gud and evil and judge u kindly'' said d priest. ''thanks father,thats a load off my mind now.can i ask u a question?''asked d old man.''of course my son,u can'' replied d priest. The man asked''do i need to tell her that the war is over ?''
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Posted: at 21-06-2011 10:43 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
jossy4reall at 21-06-2011 11:01 AM (12 years ago) (m)
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Posted: at 21-06-2011 11:01 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
three friend finnished from secondary school.but one could not further his education.their name was Nnamudi,segun and ahmed.ahmed got admission to the university of sokoto..while segun got his own in the university of ibadan,...but N,namudi got not further his own started work in NEPA...so one day,they where all invited in one ceremony which demanded them to introduce themselves...one after the other,first it was ahmed,i am ahmed studying at the university of sokoto ready political science..second it was segun,i am at the university of ibadan studying doctor...the last but the least.Nnamudi came out with great joy..i am Nnamudi,am with NEPA ready METRE....
Posted: at 21-06-2011 11:30 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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