Family Matter

Date: 22-06-2011 11:38 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Jeffrey Baidoo
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- at 22-06-2011 11:38 PM (13 years ago)
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A white man visited de zoo with his monkey. Upon arrival, he sat next to an African man
who was enjoying his banana on a bench. de African man excused himself to talk to a friend leaving his banana behind.
On his return he realized de monkey had finished his bananas so he confronted the white man.

African man: Look at ur monkey. It ate all ma bananas
White man: Cool down, is it an offense 4 ur brother to eat ur banana?

de man felt the words as if he has been stab in de heart with a knife
so he sat down thinking abt de chicky answer

After some few minutes the white man left to attend to nature's call so left his monkey behind
On his return he found the monkey dead.

White man: What did u do to ma monkey
African man: This is family matter. Do not interfere.
What's ur business with me punishing ma own brother

Posted: at 22-06-2011 11:38 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- jeffrey4u at 23-06-2011 01:02 AM (13 years ago)
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am out
Posted: at 23-06-2011 01:02 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 23-06-2011 06:15 AM (13 years ago)
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Just bcuz d white man said the monkey is ur broda datz y u killed it,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,and u still have d gut to say its a family matter
Did u kno dat u can go to jail 4 d murder of ur broda
 Cool Cool cooooool

Posted: at 23-06-2011 06:15 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- deguzman at 23-06-2011 06:57 AM (13 years ago)
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haha
Posted: at 23-06-2011 06:57 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 23-06-2011 12:20 PM (13 years ago)
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lol not dt 4ny
u tried man

Posted: at 23-06-2011 12:20 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- MissyBarbie at 23-06-2011 05:22 PM (13 years ago)
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Passing
Posted: at 23-06-2011 05:22 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Deffney at 23-06-2011 05:49 PM (13 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

Posted: at 23-06-2011 05:49 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- 50scent at 23-06-2011 05:56 PM (13 years ago)
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ITS ELECTION TIME LETS VOTE FOR 50SCENT

Posted: at 23-06-2011 05:56 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jeffrey4u at 23-06-2011 06:45 PM (13 years ago)
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no wonder
Posted: at 23-06-2011 06:45 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 50scent at 23-06-2011 06:48 PM (13 years ago)
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jeffrey4u vote for me PAL  Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink

Posted: at 23-06-2011 06:48 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 23-06-2011 07:06 PM (13 years ago)
make you punish him,
like poster use punish him monkey broda  Grin 
Posted: at 23-06-2011 07:06 PM (13 years ago) |
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- jeffrey4u at 23-06-2011 11:52 PM (13 years ago)
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ibe ur bro  punish give u ooo
Posted: at 23-06-2011 11:52 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 24-06-2011 12:28 AM (13 years ago)
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Applause Smiley Smiley

Posted: at 24-06-2011 12:28 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- jeffrey4u at 24-06-2011 12:34 AM (13 years ago)
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wa, wa, wa, wa
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 24-06-2011 12:34 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deffney at 24-06-2011 01:46 AM (13 years ago)
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 Cheesy

Posted: at 24-06-2011 01:46 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 24-06-2011 09:58 AM (13 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 24-06-2011 09:58 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- 50scent at 24-06-2011 10:08 AM (13 years ago)
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terry did not vote for me  Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed

Posted: at 24-06-2011 10:08 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 24-06-2011 03:03 PM (13 years ago)
 Undecided
Posted: at 24-06-2011 03:03 PM (13 years ago) |
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- jeffrey4u at 24-06-2011 11:39 PM (13 years ago)
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so u know all those who voted for u???
Posted: at 24-06-2011 11:39 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 25-06-2011 08:48 AM (13 years ago)
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na wa ooo,i no get voter's card

Posted: at 25-06-2011 08:48 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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