A priest offered a Nun a lift

Date: 15-12-2008 2:47 pm (16 years ago) | Author: Sam ISHAYA
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- at 15-12-2008 02:47 PM (16 years ago)
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A priest offered a Nun a lift.

She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.

The priest nearly had an accident.

After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'

Posted: at 15-12-2008 02:47 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- emmie at 15-12-2008 03:06 PM (16 years ago)
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na wa ooooooooo
the father no quick code
lol
Posted: at 15-12-2008 03:06 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- size1 at 15-12-2008 03:59 PM (16 years ago)
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Na ashewo Father
Posted: at 15-12-2008 03:59 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 15-12-2008 08:43 PM (16 years ago)
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the father f*ck up
Posted: at 15-12-2008 08:43 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 15-12-2008 08:45 PM (16 years ago)
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which convent the nun dey? i for like practice psalm 129 with am
Posted: at 15-12-2008 08:45 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 15-12-2008 11:01 PM (16 years ago)
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its a funnie joke  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 15-12-2008 11:01 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- bethsy at 16-12-2008 12:23 AM (16 years ago)
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na waaooooooooooooo
Posted: at 16-12-2008 12:23 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- meczytimber at 16-12-2008 01:00 AM (16 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 16-12-2008 01:00 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dinho4lyf at 16-12-2008 07:21 PM (16 years ago)
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d father don fall guyz hand
Posted: at 16-12-2008 07:21 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 11-06-2009 06:33 PM (15 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 11-06-2009 06:33 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 15-06-2009 12:06 AM (15 years ago)
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fake father
Posted: at 15-06-2009 12:06 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 15-06-2009 12:44 AM (15 years ago)
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psalm 129 lol
Posted: at 15-06-2009 12:44 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ironlady at 15-06-2009 02:01 AM (15 years ago)
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haha if i was d pastor i will run n stop d nun and go up to receive d glory
Posted: at 15-06-2009 02:01 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Emmanuel4christ at 15-06-2009 02:47 AM (15 years ago)
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OHHHHH THE FATHER YEYE OOOO Grin..IN NO THEY TAKE PANASHAP..Grin
Posted: at 15-06-2009 02:47 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 15-06-2009 02:00 PM (15 years ago)
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nobe sharp father na
Posted: at 15-06-2009 02:00 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- SexyJuly at 15-06-2009 03:38 PM (15 years ago)
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O boy, no be small F-up! but if na me i for still rush follow am. Abi no be the same convent?
Posted: at 15-06-2009 03:38 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Recoverd at 15-06-2009 03:43 PM (15 years ago)
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Chei! Fada woski.
Posted: at 15-06-2009 03:43 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- frenzeecool_08 at 10-09-2009 04:24 PM (15 years ago)
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d father no know wetin im dey preach, na im cause am.

Lesson be say make person dey dey very versed 4 wetin the person dey do
Posted: at 10-09-2009 04:24 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 10-09-2009 04:41 PM (15 years ago)
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good joke
Posted: at 10-09-2009 04:41 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 10-09-2009 06:16 PM (15 years ago)
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jokeliscious
Posted: at 10-09-2009 06:16 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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