MAGIC IN THE BEDROOM After many years of married life, a man finds that he is unable to perform his duties as a husband between the sheets. He goes to his doctor, tries a few things, but nothing works. "It's all in your mind," says the doctor, and refers him to a psychiatrist. After a few visits, the shrink confesses: "I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured." The psychiatrist refers him to a witch doctor. The witch doctor says: "I can cure this." He throws some powder on a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. "This is powerful healing, but you can use it once a year," says the witch doctor. "All you have to do is say '123' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!" The guy then asks the witch doctor: "What happens when it's over?" The witch doctor says: "All you or your partner has to say is '1234' and it will go down. But be warned; after that it will not work again for a year!" The guy goes home, and that night he is so excited and anxious to surprise his wife. They get into bed and he says: "123," and just like magic he gets an erection. His wife rolls over and asks: "What did you say '123' for?" and that was it, the poor old thingy just went down never to rise again untill another year!!!!
14_Inches_Long
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Posted: at 17-12-2008 12:07 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
14_Inches_Long at 10-10-2009 10:01 AM (15 years ago) (m)
Coolguy,
ya GF told me the other time that no tory you dey tell in the bedroom!! Instead of doing the thingy, that is when you will start saying the hold-up along Oshodi to Mangoro Bus Stop dey too much, no wonder ya children resemble all the area boys around ya area!!!
I pity you, you need to consult PA Kasumu alagbo for Orita Challenge Ibadan or better still AJASE POKI-POKI may be able to helep you...
14_Inches
Posted: at 10-10-2009 10:01 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac