GETTING TRICKY WITH GOD !!!!!

Date: 17-12-2008 12:29 am (15 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
- at 17-12-2008 12:29 AM (15 years ago)
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Smith climbs to the top of  Mt.  Sinai to get close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the Lord... 'God, what does a million years mean to you?'
The Lord replies, 'A minute.'
Smith asks, 'And what does a million pounds mean to you?' The Lord replies, 'A penny.'   
 'Smith asks, 'Can I have a penny?'
'The Lord replies, 'In a minute.'

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Posted: at 17-12-2008 12:29 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- morgrawl231 at 14-04-2016 06:52 PM (8 years ago)
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Posted: at 14-04-2016 06:52 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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