NIgerian HELL

 
A Nigerian dies and goes to hell and discovers that every country of the world has its own HELL.
He decides to look for the less-painful hell to spend his eternity.

He moves to the German Hell and the conditions he met there are
1. He will sit on an electric chair for one full hour
2. He will have to lie down on the pointed side of nails and needles for another three hours
3. The German Devil will now flog him for one full day.
After all these , he will then spend a less-painful life in the German Hell.
He sees this as a very hard task and so he decided to go elsewhere.
He went to the American , Canadian and Spanish Hells all the conditions where the same so he decides to go to the Nigerian Hell.
On getting there, he discovers a long queue of people and was surprised cos he thought Nigeria's Hell was worst.
He then beckons on one of [/s][/color]the applicants and found out that the conditions where the same but in this case, they were that
1. there was hardly light in the Nigerian hell and so the electric chair didnt work
2. The bag of nails that would have been used where not available as the Ibo man who was the contractor had not supplied the materials
3. the Nigerian Devil was like the Nigerian Civil Servant who only came to work and signs time book and there after he leaves his place of work to somewhere else to enjoy LIFE. Am Proud to B an OMONAIJA

Posted: at 12-07-2011 02:35 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie

oldest joke ,i no even read am

Posted: at 12-07-2011 08:26 AM (13 years ago) |

i cant relate

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Posted: at 12-07-2011 11:22 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

if u cant relate, then u postrate.....

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Posted: at 12-07-2011 12:38 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

The joke has grown gray pubic hairs

Posted: at 12-07-2011 01:10 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Wetin dey hahaha u? Instead of u doing hehehe

Posted: at 12-07-2011 01:33 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

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Posted: at 12-07-2011 01:49 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

ur mama na police?
i see one woman police dey collect N10 from danfo driver....... na ur mama b dat? 

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Posted: at 12-07-2011 02:32 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

yeah, my mama be police. But, na my mama be that woman wey break ur papa head with baton, when ur papa dey fight with him conductor.

Posted: at 12-07-2011 02:39 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

So u mean say ur papa never tell una dat story? I dey for exposing the guyman? But, no be my fault, my beat am dat day ooo.

Posted: at 12-07-2011 02:55 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac