Insurance Payment

Date: 16-07-2011 8:44 am (12 years ago) | Author: Jossy Donald
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- at 16-07-2011 08:44 AM (12 years ago)
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Four life insurance salesmen of different countries were having a chat.Pakistani,Indian, American and Naija.

Pakistani: When a man died, we processed the claim and delivered the check within 24 hours.
Indian: When a man died, we delivered a check the same evening.
American laff wit pride and said: That’s nothing. Our office is on the 20th floor of the WTC building. A man was working on the 50th floor. He slipped and fell. We handed him his check as he passed our floor!
Naija smiled and said: Well, immediately the man don die we burn all the documents and bury it, come clean his info in our data. Others were confused and asked him what he really meant. 

He replied, Dat mean say we don give am a ghost file and d money don become our own. 

Posted: at 16-07-2011 08:44 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
- terryworld at 16-07-2011 09:01 AM (12 years ago)
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hehe naija no dey carry last
Posted: at 16-07-2011 09:01 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- kingsleyd at 16-07-2011 11:12 AM (12 years ago)
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hehehehehehe
Posted: at 16-07-2011 11:12 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MilleniumMan at 16-07-2011 11:19 AM (12 years ago)
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Yeye.
Posted: at 16-07-2011 11:19 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omoladey at 16-07-2011 01:32 PM (12 years ago)
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naija no go eva kari last Grin
Posted: at 16-07-2011 01:32 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kenolis at 16-07-2011 04:25 PM (12 years ago)
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i don hear
Posted: at 16-07-2011 04:25 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jaolab at 16-07-2011 10:59 PM (12 years ago)
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9ice joke
Posted: at 16-07-2011 10:59 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jeffrey4u at 17-07-2011 12:17 AM (12 years ago)
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hmmmmmm
Posted: at 17-07-2011 12:17 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kenolis at 17-07-2011 02:00 AM (12 years ago)
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i don't know
Posted: at 17-07-2011 02:00 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 17-07-2011 02:11 AM (12 years ago)
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kkkk Huh?
Posted: at 17-07-2011 02:11 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- kenolis at 17-07-2011 02:19 AM (12 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 17-07-2011 02:19 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 17-07-2011 02:42 AM (12 years ago)
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huh? Dis watchnite no dey sleep oo,he is doing his job well
Posted: at 17-07-2011 02:42 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- kenolis at 18-07-2011 12:35 AM (12 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 18-07-2011 12:35 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- damover at 18-07-2011 04:53 AM (12 years ago)
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hahahaha... naija. na US own sweet me pass.
Posted: at 18-07-2011 04:53 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rayspeed at 18-07-2011 07:54 AM (12 years ago)
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he nor funny to me
Posted: at 18-07-2011 07:54 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MilleniumMan at 18-07-2011 01:13 PM (12 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed
Posted: at 18-07-2011 01:13 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kasiemobi at 18-07-2011 03:36 PM (12 years ago)
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Smiling
Posted: at 18-07-2011 03:36 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omotoyosolabisi at 18-07-2011 05:46 PM (12 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed
Posted: at 18-07-2011 05:46 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 18-07-2011 11:36 PM (12 years ago)
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huh?
Posted: at 18-07-2011 11:36 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jeffrey4u at 19-07-2011 12:34 AM (12 years ago)
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Huh?
Posted: at 19-07-2011 12:34 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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