The pregnant girl

An 18 year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, ‘Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!’The girl picks up the phone and makes a call….

Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl and tells them: ‘Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can’t marry her because of my personal family situation but I’ll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory and $2,000,000 each.

However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?’ At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man’s shoulder and tells him, ‘You’ll sleep with her again!

 

Posted: at 22-07-2011 05:08 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

me neva c dis 1 b4...e 4ny die

Posted: at 22-07-2011 06:43 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

9ce 1,

Posted: at 23-07-2011 02:23 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

Nice zoke

Posted: at 23-07-2011 03:22 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

I enjoyed reading it. I need to read more on this topic...

Posted: at 27-07-2011 10:35 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie

funny

Posted: at 27-07-2011 11:26 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

Hahahaahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa . Dey don use MONI scatter d man head. Na so i go do skypon nd emej 4 dia pickin!!

Posted: at 27-07-2011 12:31 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

 

Posted: at 27-07-2011 02:15 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

let me guess, the dad is an Igbo 

Posted: at 28-07-2011 07:19 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie

thats from a night of a thousand laff.....good though.

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Posted: at 28-07-2011 12:48 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero