The pregnant girl

Date: 22-07-2011 5:08 pm (10 years ago) | Author: Chinyere Eze
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- at 22-07-2011 05:08 PM (10 years ago)
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An 18 year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, ‘Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!’The girl picks up the phone and makes a call….

Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl and tells them: ‘Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can’t marry her because of my personal family situation but I’ll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory and $2,000,000 each.

However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?’ At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man’s shoulder and tells him, ‘You’ll sleep with her again!

 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 22-07-2011 05:08 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- 53787 at 22-07-2011 05:14 PM (10 years ago)
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 Smiley Wink Cheesy Shocked Roll Eyes wetin money go cuz ehn
Posted: at 22-07-2011 05:14 PM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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- omoladey at 22-07-2011 06:43 PM (10 years ago)
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me neva c dis 1 b4...e 4ny die Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 22-07-2011 06:43 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jeffrey4u at 22-07-2011 10:28 PM (10 years ago)
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hehehehe
Posted: at 22-07-2011 10:28 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- johniykon at 23-07-2011 02:23 PM (10 years ago)
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9ce 1,
Posted: at 23-07-2011 02:23 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- signaler at 23-07-2011 02:36 PM (10 years ago)
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heard dat b4
Posted: at 23-07-2011 02:36 PM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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- kasiemobi at 23-07-2011 03:22 PM (10 years ago)
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Nice zoke
Posted: at 23-07-2011 03:22 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 24-07-2011 05:58 PM (10 years ago)
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pb4pb4pb4

Posted: at 24-07-2011 05:58 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- tomsmith2010 at 27-07-2011 10:35 AM (10 years ago)
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I enjoyed reading it. I need to read more on this topic...
Posted: at 27-07-2011 10:35 AM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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- Splendidndy at 27-07-2011 11:20 AM (10 years ago)
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TIE IS MONEY
Posted: at 27-07-2011 11:20 AM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- precious44 at 27-07-2011 11:26 AM (10 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 27-07-2011 11:26 AM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Splendidndy at 27-07-2011 11:27 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: Splendidndy on 27-07-2011 11:20 AM
TIE IS MONEY
TIME IS MONEY
Posted: at 27-07-2011 11:27 AM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Nzetheo at 27-07-2011 12:31 PM (10 years ago)
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Hahahaahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa . Dey don use MONI scatter d man head. Na so i go do skypon nd emej 4 dia pickin!!
Posted: at 27-07-2011 12:31 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Nzetheo at 27-07-2011 12:33 PM (10 years ago)
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Hahahaahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa . Dey don use MONI scatter d man head. Na so i go do skypon nd emej 4 dia pickin!!
Posted: at 27-07-2011 12:33 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Chiluvsky at 27-07-2011 02:15 PM (10 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 27-07-2011 02:15 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deguzman at 28-07-2011 07:14 AM (10 years ago)
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pb4
Posted: at 28-07-2011 07:14 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- JazzyJ at 28-07-2011 07:19 AM (10 years ago)
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let me guess, the dad is an Igbo  Grin
Posted: at 28-07-2011 07:19 AM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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- 50scent at 28-07-2011 11:01 AM (10 years ago)
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tie is money let me get out  Sad

Posted: at 28-07-2011 11:01 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 28-07-2011 12:48 PM (10 years ago)
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thats from a night of a thousand laff.....good though. Grin

Posted: at 28-07-2011 12:48 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 28-07-2011 12:53 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: Nzetheo on 27-07-2011 12:31 PM
Hahahaahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa . Dey don use MONI scatter d man head. Na so i go do skypon nd emej 4 dia pickin!!

u don smoke tombo abi?  Grin Grin Grin
i go do ur own pikin too  Grin Grin

Posted: at 28-07-2011 12:53 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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