IN-LAW

Date: 27-07-2011 3:34 pm (13 years ago) | Author: OLATILEWA OLANIKE
- at 27-07-2011 03:34 PM (13 years ago)
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An 18 year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months.

Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a. pregnancy kit.

The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.

However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge.

I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.

Additionally, If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach front villa and a $1,000,000 bank account.

If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account.

If it is twins, a factory and$2,000,000 each.

However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him,

"My in law,You'll fu*k her again!"

Posted: at 27-07-2011 03:34 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- terryworld at 27-07-2011 03:54 PM (13 years ago)
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huh? No be dis joke d isrealites dey tell themselves when they were in d land of Egypt?

Posted: at 27-07-2011 03:54 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- omoladey at 27-07-2011 06:17 PM (13 years ago)
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pb4
Posted: at 27-07-2011 06:17 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 27-07-2011 09:02 PM (13 years ago)
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E don teey naa

Posted: at 27-07-2011 09:02 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- jeffrey4u at 27-07-2011 11:08 PM (13 years ago)
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haba again???
Posted: at 27-07-2011 11:08 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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