U can never beat a man

Date: 29-07-2011 6:18 pm (13 years ago) | Author: aadex kebella
- at 29-07-2011 06:18 PM (13 years ago)
(m)
A man tells his wife that he's going out to buy cigarettes. When he gets to the store he finds out it's closed. So the guy ends up going to the bar to use the vending machine. While there, he has a few beers and begins talking to this beautiful girl. He has a few more beer and the next thing he knows he's in this girl's apartment and having quite a pleasurable time. The next thing he know it was 3:00 AM.

"Oh my, god, my wife is going to kill me!" he exclaimed. "Quick give me some talcum powder!"

She gets him some and he rubs it all over his hands. When he got home his wife is up waiting for him and she's furious. "Where the hell have you been!"

He says, "Well to tell you the truth, I went into a bar, had a few drinks, went home with this blonde and I slept with her." "Let me see your hands!" she demands. He shows his wife his powdery hands.

"Damn liar, you were out bowling again!"

Posted: at 29-07-2011 06:18 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- Skypon2002 at 29-07-2011 06:28 PM (13 years ago)
(m)
funny, but has been posted b4  Cheesy
Posted: at 29-07-2011 06:28 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply
- jossy4reall at 29-07-2011 06:45 PM (13 years ago)
(m)
Remix
Posted: at 29-07-2011 06:45 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- Omilim at 29-07-2011 07:26 PM (13 years ago)
(f)
demixed
Posted: at 29-07-2011 07:26 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- giftmurphy at 29-07-2011 07:47 PM (13 years ago)
(f)
still interestin
Posted: at 29-07-2011 07:47 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- giftmurphy at 29-07-2011 08:14 PM (13 years ago)
(f)
still interestin
Posted: at 29-07-2011 08:14 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- jeffrey4u at 29-07-2011 09:03 PM (13 years ago)
(m)
hehehe
Posted: at 29-07-2011 09:03 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- deguzman at 30-07-2011 05:48 AM (13 years ago)
(m)
haha sharp guy
Posted: at 30-07-2011 05:48 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
- Deffney at 30-07-2011 07:46 AM (13 years ago)
(f)
man in action!!!! Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 30-07-2011 07:46 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply
- giftmurphy at 30-07-2011 10:37 AM (13 years ago)
(f)
Quote from: stephen153 on 29-07-2011 08:16 PM
its funny but pb4
i know bt still  interestin
Posted: at 30-07-2011 10:37 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- Skypon2002 at 30-07-2011 10:42 AM (13 years ago)
(m)
but na posted b4 sha
Posted: at 30-07-2011 10:42 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply
- giftmurphy at 30-07-2011 10:53 AM (13 years ago)
(f)
lets not go into dis skyponponnnnnnnnnnnnnn...interestin
Posted: at 30-07-2011 10:53 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- precious44 at 30-07-2011 11:07 AM (13 years ago)
(f)
hmmm
Posted: at 30-07-2011 11:07 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply
- giftmurphy at 30-07-2011 11:16 AM (13 years ago)
(f)
 Smiley
Posted: at 30-07-2011 11:16 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- Skypon2002 at 30-07-2011 12:37 PM (13 years ago)
(m)
Quote from: giftmurphy on 30-07-2011 10:53 AM
lets not go into dis skyponponnnnnnnnnnnnnn...interestin

ooooooooook! its interesting..... Grin Grin
Posted: at 30-07-2011 12:37 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply
- jeffrey4u at 30-07-2011 07:02 PM (13 years ago)
(m)
 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 30-07-2011 07:02 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply
ReplyFollow

Login To Post Reply

fire TRENDING GISTS fire

TODAY'S TOP

  1. Lawyers Hail Akpabio For Stepping Down From Sexual Harassment Probe Panel

  2. Police Arrest Suspected Ritualist With Human Organs In Lagos

  3. Radiogad Raises Alarm Over Activist VeryDarkman’s Health After Efcc Detention

  4. Overcrowding or Low Turnout? - Wizkid’s Show In Berlin Cancelled Days After Toronto Failed

  5. VIDEO; Reactions As Peller And Jarvis Arrive In Dubai For Streamer’s 20th Birthday

  6. “I Love You”: Omah Lay Declares As His Featured Track off Davido’s New Album Goes Platinum

  7. One Killed As Security Operatives Battle Gunmen Who Allegedly Killed Travellers In Imo

  8. Teenager, Lawal Hameedat Drags JAMB To Court Over Hijab Ban During UTME

  9. "You Won’t Find Better Partner Than Nigeria" – Tinubu Welcomes Qatari Investment

  10. Southampton v Manchester City: UEFA Champions League Semi-Final Match,Team News,Goal Scorers &

THIS WEEK

  1. JUST IN! EFCC Labels VeryDarkMan A ‘BANDIT’

  2. Benue In Uproar As Leaked Adult Videos Spark Outrage, Calls For Arrests

  3. 18Yr Old Boy Impregnates 10 Girls, Including His Boss' Daughter After He Was Sent To Learn A

  4. 103 Virgin Girls Initiated Into Womanhood At Ovia Osese Festival In Kogi State (Photos)

  5. "Many Have Suffered From Stroke" -Pastor Oyakhilome’s Sermon On Salt Sparks Heated Debate (Vid)

  6. VDM And I Are Officially Married - Actress Sarah Martins Drops Bombshell

  7. LA HOTTIE! Davido’s Wife, Chioma Adeleke, Flaunts Her Hot Bod In Lovely New Photos

  8. "Why I Would Choose Davido Over Burnaboy, Wizkid" – Singer, Zinoleesky

  9. 'Some Men Are Praying For Their Wives To Die So They Can Marry Another' -Nigerian Man Blows Hot

  10. Nollywood Star, Uche Ogbodo Undergoes 'BBL & Tummy Tuck'; Shares Recovery Journey (Video)

TOP MEMBERS:
  • gogoman 380
  • fineboy77 290
  • felicilin 194
  • bohlah 113
  • kacylee 102
Read More

Featured Discussions

Read More