Dont use profanity in the Lord's house

Date: 01-08-2011 5:36 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Mba Creammy Chuks (Chun Chon
- at 1-08-2011 05:36 PM (12 years ago)
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A husband and wife attend a small service at the local church one Sunday morning. The man was very moved by the preacher's sermon, so he stopped to shake the preacher's hand. Reverend that was the best damn sermon I ever did hear!" The Reverend replied, "Oh! Why, thank you sir, but please, I'd appreciate it if you didn't use profanity in the Lord's house."

"I'm sorry Reverend, but I can't help myself... it was such a damn good sermon!" The Reverend replied, "Sir, please, I cannot have you behaving this way in Church!" "Okay Reverend, but I just wanted you to know that I thought it was so damn good, that I put $5,000 in the collection plate." The Reverend's eyes opened wide as he remarked, "No Shit!"

Posted: at 1-08-2011 05:36 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
- jossy4reall at 1-08-2011 07:09 PM (12 years ago)
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hmm hmm
Posted: at 1-08-2011 07:09 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 1-08-2011 07:40 PM (12 years ago)
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interesting..........lol
Posted: at 1-08-2011 07:40 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 1-08-2011 07:58 PM (12 years ago)
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 Smiley
Posted: at 1-08-2011 07:58 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- queenrukky at 1-08-2011 08:04 PM (12 years ago)
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remixed
Posted: at 1-08-2011 08:04 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 1-08-2011 08:05 PM (12 years ago)
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 :)nd happy new month pals..........
Posted: at 1-08-2011 08:05 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- kasiemobi at 1-08-2011 08:06 PM (12 years ago)
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Mummy i wan to drink small sperm, abi small stout?
Posted: at 1-08-2011 08:06 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omoladey at 4-08-2011 07:16 PM (12 years ago)
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u don madt beyond treatment
Posted: at 4-08-2011 07:16 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- creativecosmos at 5-08-2011 12:12 AM (12 years ago)
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remix
Posted: at 5-08-2011 12:12 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- KINGJHOE at 5-08-2011 03:51 AM (12 years ago)
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re mixed erection
Posted: at 5-08-2011 03:51 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deguzman at 5-08-2011 09:46 AM (12 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 5-08-2011 09:46 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 5-08-2011 06:56 PM (12 years ago)
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>>>>>>>>>>>>
Posted: at 5-08-2011 06:56 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jeffrey4u at 6-08-2011 12:41 AM (12 years ago)
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he infect rev. too
Posted: at 6-08-2011 12:41 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 14-08-2011 03:01 AM (12 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 14-08-2011 03:01 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Emmagency9 at 14-08-2011 05:24 PM (12 years ago)
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What happened next?
Posted: at 14-08-2011 05:24 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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