A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him she needs to file taxes. The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask a few questions.” He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, “What is your occupation?” The woman replies, “I’m a wh*re.” The accountant balks and says, “No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Let’s try to rephrase that.” The woman, “Ok, I’m a prostitute.” “No, that’s still too crude. Try again.” They both think for a minute, then the woman states, “I’m a chicken farmer.” The accountant asks, “What has that got to do with with being a wh*re or a prostitute?” “Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year.”
Posted: at 2-08-2011 12:42 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
kingsleyd at 2-08-2011 03:47 PM (13 years ago) (m)
hmmm
Posted: at 2-08-2011 03:47 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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