Bus fare

Date: 02-08-2011 2:44 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Emmanuel McCarthy
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- at 2-08-2011 02:44 PM (12 years ago)
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A drunk gets on a bus. The driver, impatient while the drunk fumbles in his pocket for change, drives off. As the bus starts rolling, the drunk reacts to the sudden movement by stumbling all the way to the back of the bus. The bus stops at the next stop.
He reacts by stumbling to the front of the bus.
Still the drunk man is fumbling in his pocket for change. The bus jerks forward once again, and the drunk stumbles uncontrollably to the back of the bus once again. Next stop, the same thing happens.
In fact, every time the bus stops, the man would stagger to the front. Every time the bus starts, he staggers uncontrollably to the back.
A few stops later, the drunk starts to exit the bus from the front.
"Hey," shouts the bus driver.... "You didn't pay your fare yet!"
The drunk, still reeling, shouts back,
"Why should I?!. . . I walked all the way!"

Posted: at 2-08-2011 02:44 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- DHash at 2-08-2011 02:54 PM (12 years ago)
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Yes its true he walks all the way.
Posted: at 2-08-2011 02:54 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kingsleyd at 2-08-2011 03:44 PM (12 years ago)
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 1 c
Posted: at 2-08-2011 03:44 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 2-08-2011 07:17 PM (12 years ago)
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So u mean say d driver no collect money 4rm u Huh?Grin
Posted: at 2-08-2011 07:17 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- femilux at 2-08-2011 07:24 PM (12 years ago)
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true talk
Posted: at 2-08-2011 07:24 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- queenrukky at 2-08-2011 07:58 PM (12 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 2-08-2011 07:58 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 2-08-2011 08:30 PM (12 years ago)
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u try
Posted: at 2-08-2011 08:30 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- creativecosmos at 2-08-2011 11:28 PM (12 years ago)
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 Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided
Posted: at 2-08-2011 11:28 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jeffrey4u at 2-08-2011 11:46 PM (12 years ago)
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see ooo
Posted: at 2-08-2011 11:46 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deguzman at 3-08-2011 06:22 AM (12 years ago)
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fani
Posted: at 3-08-2011 06:22 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kaytee01 at 3-08-2011 10:23 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: kingsleyd on  2-08-2011 03:44 PM
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i read
Posted: at 3-08-2011 10:23 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- kaytee01 at 3-08-2011 10:27 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on  2-08-2011 07:17 PM
So u mean say d driver no collect money 4rm u Huh?Grin

na u knw
Posted: at 3-08-2011 10:27 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- precious44 at 3-08-2011 10:57 AM (12 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 3-08-2011 10:57 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Omilim at 3-08-2011 01:38 PM (12 years ago)
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hehe
Posted: at 3-08-2011 01:38 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 3-08-2011 05:33 PM (12 years ago)
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hmmn
Posted: at 3-08-2011 05:33 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 4-08-2011 03:05 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: kaytee01 on  3-08-2011 10:27 AM
Quote from: jossy4reall on  2-08-2011 07:17 PM
So u mean say d driver no collect money 4rm u Huh?Grin

na u knw

 na u be d stupid drunkard huh
Posted: at 4-08-2011 03:05 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- omotoyosolabisi at 4-08-2011 04:48 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Cheesy
Posted: at 4-08-2011 04:48 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omoladey at 4-08-2011 07:41 PM (12 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 4-08-2011 07:41 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 5-08-2011 08:13 PM (12 years ago)
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Posted: at 5-08-2011 08:13 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jeffrey4u at 6-08-2011 12:23 AM (12 years ago)
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to where Gifty?
Posted: at 6-08-2011 12:23 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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