HOW TO TREAT GIRLS!! THEY LOVE IT.....

How to treat girls!! They love it …

1. When she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes and girls love that.

2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (Or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)

3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.

4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she"s sleeping. If she is, say you better be. Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.

5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement and every girl needs some improvement.

6. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. Then when she"s sleeping, steal all her small things and break them, because jewelry is for honeypots and Asian ladies.

7. If you"re talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words "phyuk you" and grab the other girls ass. Girls love competition.

8. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames.

9. Warm her up when shes cold...and not by giving her your jacket... Then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don"t stop bitching about the cold right now you"re going to be bitching about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.

10. Take her to a party. When you get there she 'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party"s dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

11. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn"t girls?

12. If you care about her never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be. 

13. Remember her birthday but don"t get her something. Teach her material objects aren"t important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

14. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just when ever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she"s coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don"t like this one that much but I think it"s funny.

15. If shes mad at you for not calling her when you say you will promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call you"re going to tell her a special surprise. Now she"ll be really excited. Now don"t call.

16. Next time you are having sex, make sure you get off before she does, then get off her and leave. Girls love that. GOOD LUCK!!!!!!!!!!! CIAO..

Posted: at 22-12-2008 06:36 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

No long thing

Posted: at 22-12-2008 06:47 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

AAK brb

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Posted: at 22-12-2008 07:19 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

where should i start 

Posted: at 22-12-2008 07:23 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

if you do that to me
i will dump you the next day

Posted: at 22-12-2008 07:48 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

wat?
guy u are phyuking mad
i'm sure u dont av a gf and u want everybody else to be like u
well if u do av a gf i'm really sorry for her and most especially u cos she'll soon ditch u for somebodyelse who makes her feel wanted and also like a human being and not some trash dog
but y will u do such a thing to a girl if u dont need her just tell her instead of doing all theat fool
well if i where ur gf dat nite i'll be ditching u

Posted: at 22-12-2008 08:02 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

too many cook spoils the food!

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Posted: at 22-12-2008 08:41 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

yea

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Posted: at 22-12-2008 08:44 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

what?

Posted: at 22-12-2008 08:46 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

mr nice guy never works

Posted: at 22-12-2008 08:48 PM (15 years ago) | Hero