"What brings you before the great Wizard of Oz?"
Jimmy Carter steps forward timidly: "I've come for some courage." "No problem!" says the Wizard. "Who is next?"
Ronald Reagan steps forward, "Well…I…I think I need a heart." "Done," says the Wizard. "Who comes next before the great and powerful Oz?"
Up steps George W. Bush, who says, "I'm told by the American people that I need a brain." "Not a problem!" says the Wizard. "Consider it done." There is a great silence in the hall.
Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but doesn't say a word. Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "What do you want?" "Ummm," he says quietly, "is Dorothy around?
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