A couple just retired to bed for the night after attending an eventful party. When suddenly the wife notice her husbands hand travelling over her body. The husband moved his hand over her right side, then the hand traveled along the wife's right till it reached under her right Bosom . Then it returned down her right till it go to her right thigh, the husband then changed his hand moved, which then traveled towards the wife's inner thigh till it go to her groin, and he then retraced his hand movement to where he first started. The husband then repeated this exploration of his wife's body with his left hand and by this time she was already turned on. So she re-positioned herself so she could lie on her side to give him more assess to her body, but the husband suddenly stopped and put on the TV. The wife waited for about 5 mins but the husband kept watching the TV, she tend asked him " honey why did u stop". The husband asked "hmm, what do you mean why did I stop". The wife asked " why did you stop touching me". The husband answered " I found what I was looking for". The wife asked with irritation " and what is that. The husband answered with nonchalance "the remote control my dear".
Confucius says: Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do.
Posted: at 8-08-2011 06:46 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
Blindwanderer at 8-08-2011 07:00 AM (13 years ago) (m)
LOL so the woman dey use the remote as an instrument of satisfaction or wetin?
Posted: at 8-08-2011 07:00 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
so the woman dey use the remote as an instrument of satisfaction or wetin? 
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