Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the beers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.
The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'
Posted: at 13-08-2011 05:59 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
omoladey at 13-08-2011 06:16 AM (13 years ago) (m)
make i talk...?
Posted: at 13-08-2011 06:16 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Emmagency9 at 13-08-2011 08:09 PM (13 years ago) (m)
Poster, according to your username "blindwanderer" I sure say u dey wander blindly for this forum. Shey ur sense nor fit tell you say this JOKE na PB74?
If you don't like me, 1. Take a map, 2. Get a car (even if na borrow), 3. Drive to HELL!. Have a nice trip. ✔
Posted: at 13-08-2011 08:09 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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