Guys, I heard this story from an older relative of mine. He apparently woke early one Saturday morning with his spouse and one thing let 2 anoda, so the couple decided 2 take one hand (have sex) before they wake their two child (10 and 6 yrs). The had started pumping and grinding and were really in the middle of the whole thing so did hear their older child walk in2 the room 2 investigate what all the fuss was about, only 2 find his mother spread out butt naked on the bed and the father seriously giving it 2 her.
What would u do if u are butt naked making out with ur spouse, GF or BF very early in the morning and ur child walks in2 ur room 2 wake u up? How would u explain this 2 ur children? Everyone can comment.
Confucius says: Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do.
Posted: at 13-08-2011 09:53 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
The-s-man at 13-08-2011 06:40 PM (12 years ago) (m)
Well even though its morning, i will tell him to go back to sleeping or to wait for me outside. Then later i call him and give him a concrete warning that whenever he is entering a room he should knock and wait for response before entering. As for wat he saw, i will tell him its a play.
Posted: at 13-08-2011 06:40 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
giftmurphy at 14-08-2011 01:21 AM (12 years ago) (f)
thats y its good to be fully prepared,wen u av kids,sex with ur gf,husband,wife,bf, should be private,in other for one not to bump in,cos if it happens,theres no lie u can tell ur children, they wud want to practise it themselves somewhere private........
Posted: at 14-08-2011 01:21 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
FlyMamacita at 14-08-2011 07:19 PM (12 years ago) (f)
A 10 & 6 year old can perfectly understand they shud knock d door and wait for reply b4 they enter the bedroom... As for wht they saw, its not a gud idea to lie.
Posted: at 14-08-2011 07:19 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
son are you okie..and if he answer my question and question me back like mom what were you and daddy doing last night..i will be straight up and tell him..listen son...what you seen us your dad and i doing last night are only meant for parents only...we did that to ave you but now son you are just a kid..ok don't try or else you will end up pregnating the woman and you wouldn't want that now...all you need now is your school and become[what you say you want to become again?]a MD or whatever..and listen i know very soon you will really get to understand about this whole thing but like i said don't try it now when you are still young..warnning.
LOVE COMES TO THOSE WHO BELIEVE IN IT...LET TALK ABOUT LOVE.
Posted: at 15-08-2011 12:26 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Youngstoriez at 15-08-2011 03:16 PM (12 years ago) (m)
Quote from: HOPEA23 on 15-08-2011 12:26 PM
son are you okie..and if he answer my question and question me back like mom what were you and daddy doing last night..i will be straight up and tell him..listen son...what you seen us your dad and i doing last night are only meant for parents only...we did that to ave you but now son you are just a kid..ok don't try or else you will end up pregnating the woman and you wouldn't want that now...all you need now is your school and become[what you say you want to become again?]a MD or whatever..and listen i know very soon you will really get to understand about this whole thing but like i said don't try it now when you are still young..warnning.
...Cool!!
Posted: at 15-08-2011 03:16 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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