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![-]( "Blindwanderer") Blindwanderer at 14-08-2011 09:57 PM (13 years ago)  (m) A man walks into a drug store with his 8 year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,
"What are these, Dad?"
To which the man matter-of -factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son.....Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh, I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"
The Dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday and one for Sunday."
"Cool, says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men." the Dad answers, "Two for Friday, Two for Saturday and Two for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up the 12 pack.
With a sigh, the Dad replied, "Those are for married men, one for January, one for February, one for March..." | Posted: at 14-08-2011 09:57 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "jeffrey4u") jeffrey4u at 14-08-2011 11:50 PM (13 years ago) (m) talkative boy | Posted: at 14-08-2011 11:50 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Deffney") Deffney at 15-08-2011 02:56 PM (13 years ago) (f) cheiiiii 
Hope my smiles will touch my pals heart  | Posted: at 15-08-2011 02:56 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "ladi4life") ladi4life at 15-08-2011 03:13 PM (13 years ago) (f) the rate at which that boy is talking ehn he'll get himself in trouble one day. | Posted: at 15-08-2011 03:13 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "Chiluvsky") Chiluvsky at 15-08-2011 04:05 PM (13 years ago) (f)  | Posted: at 15-08-2011 04:05 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Emmagency9") Emmagency9 at 15-08-2011 05:30 PM (13 years ago) (m) ok
If you don't like me, 1. Take a map, 2. Get a car (even if na borrow), 3. Drive to HELL!. Have a nice trip. ✔ | Posted: at 15-08-2011 05:30 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "omoladey") omoladey at 16-08-2011 01:36 AM (13 years ago) (m) so nobody tell u sey ur zoke nah p4b? | Posted: at 16-08-2011 01:36 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "DaCutest") DaCutest at 16-08-2011 10:12 AM (13 years ago) (f) i go tell ram....... pb4
It doesn't matter what u think, all i know is u can NEVER meet someone better than me. *winks* | Posted: at 16-08-2011 10:12 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "kingsleyd") kingsleyd at 16-08-2011 11:16 AM (13 years ago) (m) huh | Posted: at 16-08-2011 11:16 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "deguzman") deguzman at 16-08-2011 12:11 PM (13 years ago) (m) b4 | Posted: at 16-08-2011 12:11 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "zeigbo") zeigbo at 16-08-2011 06:52 PM (13 years ago) (m)
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in  | Posted: at 16-08-2011 06:52 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "Emmagency9") Emmagency9 at 16-08-2011 08:00 PM (13 years ago) (m) 
If you don't like me, 1. Take a map, 2. Get a car (even if na borrow), 3. Drive to HELL!. Have a nice trip. ✔ | Posted: at 16-08-2011 08:00 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "jeffrey4u") jeffrey4u at 17-08-2011 12:50 AM (13 years ago) (m) lol | Posted: at 17-08-2011 12:50 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "giftmurphy") giftmurphy at 17-08-2011 06:51 PM (13 years ago) (f) the daddy has time o...... | Posted: at 17-08-2011 06:51 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "50scent") 50scent at 17-08-2011 06:59 PM (13 years ago) (m) not funny jor
RELATIONSHIP & ROMANCE FORUM; MINISTER FOR WOMEN AFFAIRS WELCOMES YOU  | Posted: at 17-08-2011 06:59 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "jeffrey4u") jeffrey4u at 18-08-2011 12:59 AM (13 years ago) (m) tell am | Posted: at 18-08-2011 12:59 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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dis joke is as old as nite of a thousand laff | Posted: at 18-08-2011 08:07 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "terryworld") terryworld at 18-08-2011 08:51 AM (13 years ago) (m) sweet dacutest
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries | Posted: at 18-08-2011 08:51 AM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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