Gift for His mother-in-law

Date: 16-08-2011 12:40 am (13 years ago) | Author: Fernando_Drogba
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- at 16-08-2011 12:40 AM (13 years ago)
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Two guys were talking at work.

"I've got a problem," said the first one.

"What is it?"

"My wife has done it to me again. I'm supposed to buy my mother-in-law a present for her birthday, from the two of us. And, I am fresh out of ideas. I mean, it's HER mother, why can't she buy it?"

"What did you buy her last year?" the other one asked.

"Last year I bought her a VERY EXPENSIVE graveyard plot of land."

"Hmmmm, hard to top that one," said the other.

The two guys couldn't come up with anything. So the son-in-law didn't buy his mother-in-law anything for her birthday.

When the big day arrived the next weekend, she was a bit upset. At the family gathering for her birthday, she announced out loud to everyone, "Thank you all for the wonderful gifts. Too bad my daughter and son-in-law weren't so thoughtful!"

Thinking quickly, the son-in-law responded, "Well, you haven't used the gift I gave you last year!"

Posted: at 16-08-2011 12:40 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- kingsleyd at 16-08-2011 11:24 AM (13 years ago)
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i c
Posted: at 16-08-2011 11:24 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deguzman at 16-08-2011 12:05 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 16-08-2011 12:05 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deffney at 16-08-2011 12:19 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 16-08-2011 12:19 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- DaCutest at 16-08-2011 01:53 PM (13 years ago)
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 Smiley
Posted: at 16-08-2011 01:53 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmagency9 at 16-08-2011 02:00 PM (13 years ago)
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So what happened next poster?
Posted: at 16-08-2011 02:00 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lilPrinZ at 16-08-2011 02:02 PM (13 years ago)
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javascript:void(0)
Posted: at 16-08-2011 02:02 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Emmagency9 at 16-08-2011 02:40 PM (13 years ago)
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Uhn?
Posted: at 16-08-2011 02:40 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Omilim at 16-08-2011 02:43 PM (13 years ago)
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java-what??!!!! Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 16-08-2011 02:43 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmagency9 at 16-08-2011 02:48 PM (13 years ago)
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Symbian you
Posted: at 16-08-2011 02:48 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Blindwanderer at 16-08-2011 02:51 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Omilim on 16-08-2011 02:43 PM
java-what??!!!! Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
na shame say na my joke him start to dey post with!
Posted: at 16-08-2011 02:51 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- opzy4real at 16-08-2011 03:22 PM (13 years ago)
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 Cheesy Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 16-08-2011 03:22 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Emmagency9 at 16-08-2011 03:23 PM (13 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 16-08-2011 03:23 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 16-08-2011 06:52 PM (13 years ago)
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laugh out loud
Posted: at 16-08-2011 06:52 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Emmagency9 at 16-08-2011 07:59 PM (13 years ago)
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You didn't have to write it out.
Posted: at 16-08-2011 07:59 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jeffrey4u at 17-08-2011 12:51 AM (13 years ago)
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u sure??
Posted: at 17-08-2011 12:51 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MilleniumMan at 17-08-2011 03:20 AM (13 years ago)
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Wicked soon-in-law.
Posted: at 17-08-2011 03:20 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- stranz at 17-08-2011 09:56 AM (13 years ago)
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beta buy ha a gun
Posted: at 17-08-2011 09:56 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- giftmurphy at 17-08-2011 01:05 PM (13 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed
Posted: at 17-08-2011 01:05 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Emmagency9 at 17-08-2011 01:38 PM (13 years ago)
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WTF?
Posted: at 17-08-2011 01:38 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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