There was a married couple sleeping and a thief entered into their house. The killer put a knife to the neck of the woman and said, “I like to know the names of my victims before I kill them, what is your name?”
”My name is Elizabeth,” the woman replied.
The killer said, “You remind me of my mother who was also named Elizabeth, so I can’t kill you.”
The killer then turned to the husband and asked, “What is your name?”
“My name’s Phillip, but my friends call me Elizabeth.”
Posted: at 16-08-2011 02:36 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
Emmagency9 at 16-08-2011 02:43 PM (13 years ago) (m)
Running mode activated
If you don't like me, 1. Take a map, 2. Get a car (even if na borrow), 3. Drive to HELL!. Have a nice trip. ✔
Posted: at 16-08-2011 02:43 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
giftmurphy at 16-08-2011 07:47 PM (13 years ago) (f)
Quote from: Blindwanderer on 16-08-2011 02:36 PM
There was a married couple sleeping and a thief entered into their house. The killer put a knife to the neck of the woman and said, “I like to know the names of my victims before I kill them, what is your name?”
”My name is Elizabeth,” the woman replied.
The killer said, “You remind me of my mother who was also named Elizabeth, so I can’t kill you.”
The killer then turned to the husband and asked, “What is your name?”
“My name’s Phillip, but my friends call me Elizabeth.”
lol
Posted: at 16-08-2011 07:47 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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