When People Sees you lying down with your eyez closed they Still ask:
Q:Are you Sleeping?
A:No! am training to die ni.
When its raining n someone notices you going out, they ask:
Q:Are you going out in dis rain
A:No! in the Next one
Your Friend calls ur home phone
Q:Where r u?
A:At d Bus-stop!
They see u wet coming from d bathroom
Q:Did u just have a bath?
A:No! I fell in d toilet bowl
You r standing right in front of d Elevator on d ground floor n they ask
Q:Are u going up?
A:No no!! am waiting for ma apartment to come down n get me.
Your BF comes to ur house wit a bunch of flowers n u ask him
Q: Are those Flowers?
A: No baby! They r carrot
You r in d toilet when someone knock on d door asking
Q:Is anyone in there?
A:No! the Shit is talking to U
You r in d queue to buy tickets @ d cinema, a friend sees u & asks
Q: What r u doing hie
A:I'm hie to Pay my School fee
Dunno if ds has been Pb4 ooo...Stephen Shut up ooo
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