read on guys

Date: 19-08-2011 1:08 pm (13 years ago) | Author: njoku udochukwu
- at 19-08-2011 01:08 PM (13 years ago)
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Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about
what
had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it.
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Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how
much
would your father still have?
Ted: $10.
Teacher: You don't know maths.
Ted: You don't know my father!
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Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mom?
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother: I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I
am
scolding you now.
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Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 and on Wednesday, she said
6+2=8. If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right
answer?
A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and
daughter were
watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash
of
breaking plates,
then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at her father.
Daughter: It's mummy!
Father: How do you know?
Daughter: She didn't say anything.
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Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love
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Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born
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Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.

Posted: at 19-08-2011 01:08 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- just2sexy at 19-08-2011 01:18 PM (13 years ago)
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nice one thére
Posted: at 19-08-2011 01:18 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 19-08-2011 02:39 PM (13 years ago)
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Weldone,,,,,,,,,,,more oil to ya armpit  lol
Posted: at 19-08-2011 02:39 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- precious44 at 19-08-2011 02:47 PM (13 years ago)
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more oil to ya anus  lol
Posted: at 19-08-2011 02:47 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- creativecosmos at 19-08-2011 06:13 PM (13 years ago)
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see comments abeg
Posted: at 19-08-2011 06:13 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 19-08-2011 06:16 PM (13 years ago)
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abeg segxyguy,look at what we need not ur craps.
Nice one
Posted: at 19-08-2011 06:16 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- omoladey at 20-08-2011 12:52 AM (13 years ago)
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but some od d joke av been posted b4
Posted: at 20-08-2011 12:52 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- DaCutest at 20-08-2011 12:58 AM (13 years ago)
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hmmmm
Posted: at 20-08-2011 12:58 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Paschaldon at 20-08-2011 01:07 AM (13 years ago)
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U try
Posted: at 20-08-2011 01:07 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jeffrey4u at 20-08-2011 04:41 AM (13 years ago)
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gud one there
Posted: at 20-08-2011 04:41 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 20-08-2011 07:58 AM (13 years ago)
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yea
Posted: at 20-08-2011 07:58 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- creativecosmos at 20-08-2011 06:33 PM (13 years ago)
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okay naaa
Posted: at 20-08-2011 06:33 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jeffrey4u at 21-08-2011 10:07 AM (13 years ago)
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 Wink Wink Wink
Posted: at 21-08-2011 10:07 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmagency9 at 21-08-2011 04:19 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin thumbs up.
Posted: at 21-08-2011 04:19 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jeffrey4u at 22-08-2011 12:39 AM (13 years ago)
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yh
Posted: at 22-08-2011 12:39 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ceejay58 at 22-08-2011 12:57 AM (13 years ago)
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Nice jokes really.
Posted: at 22-08-2011 12:57 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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