A PRIEST AND A NUN!

Date: 25-08-2011 10:57 am (12 years ago) | Author: Moloson U. O
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- at 25-08-2011 10:57 AM (12 years ago)
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A priest and a nun were returning from the church convention when their car broke down. They had it towed to the local garage and faced the fact that they'd have to spend the night in a motel. There was only 1 motel in town and it only had 1 room available. So they had a problem.

'Sister ,' said the priest, 'I dont think the lord would mind, under the circumstances, if we spent the night together in this 1 room. I'll sleep on the couch and you take the bed,'

'I think that would be ok,' said the nun.

They prepared 4 bed and each 1 took took their agreed place. 10 minutes later the sister said, 'Father, I'm terribly cold,'

'Ok,' said the priest, 'I'll get up n get you a blanket from the closet,'

10 minutes later the nun said, 'Father I'm still terribly cold,'

'OK sister,' said the priest, ' I'll get up n get you another blanket,'

10 minutes later , the nun said,'Father, I'm still terribly cold. I don't think the lord would mind if we acted as man and wife for just this one night,'

' You're probably right,' said the priest , 'Get up and get your own damn blanket,'


Posted: at 25-08-2011 10:57 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
- kingsleyd at 25-08-2011 10:59 AM (12 years ago)
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i laugh but.........
Posted: at 25-08-2011 10:59 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Monsol at 25-08-2011 11:05 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: kingsleyd on 25-08-2011 10:59 AM
i laugh but.........
But what? Eh!
Posted: at 25-08-2011 11:05 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kingsleyd at 25-08-2011 11:25 AM (12 years ago)
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i still laugh
Posted: at 25-08-2011 11:25 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 25-08-2011 11:34 AM (12 years ago)
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lol

Posted: at 25-08-2011 11:34 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- kingsleyd at 25-08-2011 11:36 AM (12 years ago)
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hmm
Posted: at 25-08-2011 11:36 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 25-08-2011 11:37 AM (12 years ago)
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okie

Posted: at 25-08-2011 11:37 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 25-08-2011 11:55 AM (12 years ago)
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okest

Posted: at 25-08-2011 11:55 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- kingsleyd at 25-08-2011 12:03 PM (12 years ago)
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huhesting
Posted: at 25-08-2011 12:03 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 25-08-2011 12:14 PM (12 years ago)
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yeyest

Posted: at 25-08-2011 12:14 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- kingsleyd at 25-08-2011 01:12 PM (12 years ago)
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mumuest
Posted: at 25-08-2011 01:12 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 25-08-2011 02:37 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: kingsleyd on 25-08-2011 10:59 AM
i laugh but.........
i cry
Posted: at 25-08-2011 02:37 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 25-08-2011 04:27 PM (12 years ago)
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 Wink

Posted: at 25-08-2011 04:27 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 25-08-2011 06:56 PM (12 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 25-08-2011 06:56 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- abubakarzain at 25-08-2011 07:28 PM (12 years ago)
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ehh Shocked

Posted: at 25-08-2011 07:28 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmagency9 at 25-08-2011 11:13 PM (12 years ago)
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lsimhbinfefmtalol

Posted: at 25-08-2011 11:13 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omoladey at 25-08-2011 11:51 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin but pb4
Posted: at 25-08-2011 11:51 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 26-08-2011 01:24 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on 25-08-2011 07:02 PM
you noh dey see my message?

Embarrassedi avnt checked pls bear with me i will pls.. Kiss
Posted: at 26-08-2011 01:24 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- nickeyz at 26-08-2011 01:28 PM (12 years ago)
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ma laugh nah Grin
Posted: at 26-08-2011 01:28 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- sowl at 26-08-2011 03:17 PM (12 years ago)
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dat priest na yeye sumbody ,d guy no even jasi
Posted: at 26-08-2011 03:17 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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