One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),
and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.
Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical ! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!
SL : The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both,so he followed me
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM: And?
SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me
SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down.
And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,
I'll pray for you! HAVE A BLESSED DAY!
Posted: at 26-08-2011 11:59 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
jossy4reall at 26-08-2011 12:36 PM (13 years ago) (m)
So u purposely posted dis knowing full well dat it has been posted b4 huh Na waaooo........ sum just carry fowl brain dey waka.......if u see dem u go think say na human brain dem get
Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me
Posted: at 26-08-2011 12:36 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
mixbrown at 26-08-2011 12:40 PM (13 years ago) (f)
Quote from: jossy4reall on 26-08-2011 12:36 PM
So u purposely posted dis knowing full well dat it has been posted b4 huh Na waaooo........ sum just carry fowl brain dey waka.......if u see dem u go think say na human brain dem get
Posted: at 26-08-2011 12:40 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
So u purposely posted dis knowing full well dat it has been posted b4 huh Na waaooo........ sum just carry fowl brain dey waka.......if u see dem u go think say na human brain dem get
No mind them. some wey dey comment sef no know wetin dem suppose talk. them carry grasshopper brain dey waka,when u c them u go think say them be human being.I tire for u oh jossy 4 fake (sorry) real
Posted: at 26-08-2011 01:52 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
jossy4reall at 26-08-2011 03:50 PM (13 years ago) (m)
Quote from: Monsol on 26-08-2011 01:52 PM
Quote from: jossy4reall on 26-08-2011 12:36 PM
So u purposely posted dis knowing full well dat it has been posted b4 huh Na waaooo........ sum just carry fowl brain dey waka.......if u see dem u go think say na human brain dem get
No mind them. some wey dey comment sef no know wetin dem suppose talk. them carry grasshopper brain dey waka,when u c them u go think say them be human being.I tire for u oh jossy 4 fake (sorry) real
If no be say u be my pal ehh....I for call u a idiot.......... but let me take dis as if na fowl wey belle dey purge so e come dey shit any how....If u try am next time ehh..... any way make I reserve it till den
Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me
Posted: at 26-08-2011 03:50 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
terryworld at 26-08-2011 03:53 PM (13 years ago) (m)
na wa ooo,bia poster,u had brain surgery right? Or did u clean ur ass before u went to toilet? If not for my kindness,i would have written pb4 but i dnt want others to knw that it has been pb4,thats why i refused to write pb4
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 26-08-2011 03:53 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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