blu3tooth at 27-08-2011 09:08 AM (13 years ago) (m)
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Mary suddenly jumped in. She sunk to the bottom and stayed there Jim promptly jumped in to save her. He swam to the bottom and pulled Mary out. When the medical director became aware of Jim's heroic act He immediately ordered him to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered him to be mentally stable. he went to tell Jim the news. "Jim, I have good new and bad news.
The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses. The bad news is, Mary, the patient you saved, hung herself with her dressing gown belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but she's dead." Jim replied, "She didn't hang herself, I put her there to dry,....OMG
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Posted: at 27-08-2011 09:08 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
mixbrown at 27-08-2011 09:17 AM (13 years ago) (f)
still funny sha, nice one
Posted: at 27-08-2011 09:17 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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sup
Posted: at 27-08-2011 11:22 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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funny but posted many timez
Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me
Posted: at 27-08-2011 03:18 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply Emmagency9 at 27-08-2011 04:12 PM (13 years ago) (m)
Too old
If you don't like me, 1. Take a map, 2. Get a car (even if na borrow), 3. Drive to HELL !. Have a nice trip. ✔
Posted: at 27-08-2011 04:12 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Deffney at 27-08-2011 04:52 PM (13 years ago) (f)
Hope my smiles will touch my pals heart Posted: at 27-08-2011 04:52 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply Omilim at 28-08-2011 10:28 AM (13 years ago) (f)
Posted: at 28-08-2011 10:28 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply terryworld at 29-08-2011 12:58 PM (13 years ago) (m)
sup
u be he goat? Na comment u wan comment abi na oda tin?
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 29-08-2011 12:58 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply Deffney at 29-08-2011 06:09 PM (13 years ago) (f)
miss road
Hope my smiles will touch my pals heart Posted: at 29-08-2011 06:09 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply terryworld at 29-08-2011 08:55 PM (13 years ago) (m)
ok show ram d road nah
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 29-08-2011 08:55 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply Deffney at 31-08-2011 02:55 AM (13 years ago) (f)
na ur responsibility as a guide na
Hope my smiles will touch my pals heart Posted: at 31-08-2011 02:55 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply OLAAKAM at 31-08-2011 04:51 AM (13 years ago) (m)
Aeeyaaaaa
Posted: at 31-08-2011 04:51 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
Reply terryworld at 31-08-2011 09:49 AM (13 years ago) (m)
huh? wetin u talk deff?
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 31-08-2011 09:49 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply kingsleyd at 31-08-2011 11:39 AM (13 years ago) (m)
hmm
Posted: at 31-08-2011 11:39 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply terryworld at 31-08-2011 12:08 PM (13 years ago) (m)
k
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 31-08-2011 12:08 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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okie
Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me
Posted: at 1-09-2011 01:32 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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