Jamaican Maid

Date: 30-08-2011 2:17 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Elvis Dagana
- at 30-08-2011 02:17 PM (12 years ago)
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The Jamaican maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked: Now Marie, why you feel you deserve a pay increase?
Marie: Well, ma'am, three reasons why I want de increase.

The first one, mi iron better than you!
Wife: Who said you iron better than me?
Marie: Your husband says so.
Wife: Oh.

Marie: The second reason........ah cooks better than you.
Wife: Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?
Marie: Your husband again
Wife: Oh.

Marie: My last reason is that I am a better lover than you.
Wife: (really furious now): My husband says that as well??
Marie: No ma'am, the Gardener.

Wife: How much yuh seh you want again?

Posted: at 30-08-2011 02:17 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
- terryworld at 30-08-2011 02:37 PM (12 years ago)
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hehehe
Posted: at 30-08-2011 02:37 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 30-08-2011 11:53 PM (12 years ago)
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u try..
Posted: at 30-08-2011 11:53 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Deffney at 31-08-2011 02:08 AM (12 years ago)
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same old story Grin Grin Grin

wife-driver or gardener Cheesy
husband - maid or nanny Cheesy
Posted: at 31-08-2011 02:08 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- abubakarzain at 31-08-2011 12:11 PM (12 years ago)
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hehehe
Posted: at 31-08-2011 12:11 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Don-ziggy at 31-08-2011 12:15 PM (12 years ago)
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nice one
Posted: at 31-08-2011 12:15 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 31-08-2011 12:17 PM (12 years ago)
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lol DEFF, u get gardener?  abi i fit be ur gardener?
Posted: at 31-08-2011 12:17 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Deffney at 31-08-2011 12:50 PM (12 years ago)
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hahahahaha Terry Terry make i assign u as my lawyer Grin
Posted: at 31-08-2011 12:50 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 31-08-2011 02:08 PM (12 years ago)
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hehe,  i wan be gardener  first b4 that
Posted: at 31-08-2011 02:08 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Deffney at 1-09-2011 02:24 PM (12 years ago)
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yeyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 1-09-2011 02:24 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 1-09-2011 03:05 PM (12 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 1-09-2011 03:05 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Deffney at 1-09-2011 03:14 PM (12 years ago)
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lolest
Posted: at 1-09-2011 03:14 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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