Try to have fun

Date: 30-08-2011 11:11 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Emmanuel McCarthy
- at 30-08-2011 11:11 PM (13 years ago)
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I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?' He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres! So I called him a piece of horse shit. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day. It's important.

Posted: at 30-08-2011 11:11 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- just2sexy at 30-08-2011 11:28 PM (13 years ago)
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lol..   Not bad
Posted: at 30-08-2011 11:28 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Deffney at 31-08-2011 02:22 AM (13 years ago)
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poster ur a great player
Posted: at 31-08-2011 02:22 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 31-08-2011 09:46 AM (13 years ago)
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 Wink
Posted: at 31-08-2011 09:46 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 31-08-2011 07:55 PM (13 years ago)
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d owner of dat car go cash and na u go pay d penalty
Posted: at 31-08-2011 07:55 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- deguzman at 31-08-2011 10:41 PM (13 years ago)
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check ur car poster
Posted: at 31-08-2011 10:41 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 1-09-2011 02:48 PM (13 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 1-09-2011 02:48 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Nzetheo at 1-09-2011 03:10 PM (13 years ago)
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Chai....u dey credit anoda person OO!! D owner go chop u lyk ram.
Posted: at 1-09-2011 03:10 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 1-09-2011 03:30 PM (13 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 1-09-2011 03:30 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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