Smart Sales Boy

In a shop a man asked for 1/2 kg of butter.

The salesperson, a young boy,said that only 1kg packs were
available in the shop, but the man insisted on buying only 1/2 kg.

So the boy went inside to the manager's room and said 'An idiot
outside wants to buy only 1/2 kg of butter'.

To his surprise, the customer was standing behind him.

So the boy added immediately,  'And this gentleman wants to buy
the other half!'.

After the customer left, the manager said 'You have saved your
position by being clever enough at the right time. Where do you come
from?'.
To this the boy said, 'I come from Mexico . The place consists
of only prostitutes and
football players!'.

The manager replied coldly, 'My wife is also from Mexico '.

To this the boy asked excitedly, 'Oh yeah? Which team does she
play for?'

Posted: at 31-08-2011 10:53 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

funny but still pb4

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Posted: at 1-09-2011 01:18 AM (13 years ago) | Hero

pb4

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Posted: at 1-09-2011 01:37 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

Sheree happy new ember month.........wia have u been?? I been dey look 4 u since

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Posted: at 1-09-2011 01:44 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

Thanks dear, I was away for a while... how you dey?

Posted: at 1-09-2011 01:50 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

huh? una no see wetin do her for one eye?  she chop one boko haram memember money and wan play fast gal, she don pay with one eye

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Posted: at 1-09-2011 01:59 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

am back now

Posted: at 1-09-2011 02:12 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

make u dey wait for me, you no go get cure be dat

see ur mouth

Posted: at 1-09-2011 02:26 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

bia Sheree no even try am,no be u say make i wait 4 u there?

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Posted: at 1-09-2011 02:31 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

oh! still dey wait

oya, keep waiting

Posted: at 1-09-2011 02:34 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac