Two old men

Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town.

After a few drinks, they end up at the local brothel.


The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager:

'Go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. These two are so old and drunk, I'm not wasting two of my girls on them. They won't know the difference.'


The manager does as he is told and the two old men go upstairs and take care of their business.

As they are walking home the first man says,

'You know, I think my girl was dead!'

'Dead?' says his friend, 'Why do you say that?'


'Well, she never moved or made a sound all the time I was loving her.' His friend says, 'Could be worse I think mine was a witch.'


'A witch ??. . why the hell would you say that?'



'Well, I was making love to her, kissing her on the neck, and I gave her a little bite, then she farted and flew out the window..... took my teeth with her!'

Posted: at 3-09-2011 07:04 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

lol

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Posted: at 3-09-2011 10:22 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

u r welcum

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Posted: at 4-09-2011 07:34 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

 

Posted: at 4-09-2011 08:00 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

omg... funi

Posted: at 5-09-2011 07:27 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

ok thanks  lol

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Posted: at 5-09-2011 10:49 AM (13 years ago) | Hero

hahaha...na two old men we call the title now....I be old man? na my younger brother dey for pic with me...

Posted: at 5-09-2011 02:31 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

U get ashawo for free? so na all business u dey do Stephen FM..

Posted: at 5-09-2011 04:01 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

stephen ? warn ursef

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Posted: at 5-09-2011 04:26 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

 

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Posted: at 6-09-2011 12:32 AM (13 years ago) | Hero