TERRY AND GIFT....

Date: 09-09-2011 8:04 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Megaoneplusone
- at 9-09-2011 08:04 PM (13 years ago)
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Terry went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think there's somebody on top of it. Top, under, top, under. "you gotta help me, I'm going crazy!"

"Just put yourself in my hands for two years," said the doc. "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears."

"How much do you charge?"

"A hundred dollars per visit."

"I'll sleep on it," said Shakey.

Six months later the doctor met Terry on the street. "Why didn't you ever

come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist.

"For a hundred buck's a visit? Gift cured me for ten dollars."

"Is that so! How?"

"she told me to cut the legs off the bed!"

Posted: at 9-09-2011 08:04 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- jossy4reall at 9-09-2011 08:11 PM (13 years ago)
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funny C&P
U try
Posted: at 9-09-2011 08:11 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- MegaOneplusone at 9-09-2011 08:21 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on  9-09-2011 08:11 PM
funny C&P
U try

No mention
Posted: at 9-09-2011 08:21 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 9-09-2011 08:57 PM (13 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 9-09-2011 08:57 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- moniconyez at 10-09-2011 11:59 AM (13 years ago)
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Hmmmmmmmm
Posted: at 10-09-2011 11:59 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- jeffrey4u at 10-09-2011 04:37 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 10-09-2011 04:37 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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