xamples of stupid questions people can ask these days!!!!!!!!! 1. When people see you lying down, with your eyes closed they still ask:- Are you sleeping? A: No! I'm training to die? 2. When It's raining and someone notices you going out, they ask: - Are you going out in this rain? A: No,in the next one.:| 3. Your friend calls your home phone:- Where are you? A: At the bus stop!:/ 4. They see you wet coming out from the bathroom:- Did you just have a bath? A: No, I fell in the toilet bowl!8-| 5. You are standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor and they ask:- Going up? A: No, no, I am waiting for my apartment to come down and get me.>:O >:O >:OX_X 6. Your boyfriend comes to your house with a bunch of flowers. And you still ask him:- are those Flowers? A: No baby! They r Carrots.:* =D 7. You're in the toilet when someone knocks on the door asking: - Is anyone in there? A: No! The SHIT is talking to you!:D?=)) 8. You're in the queue to buy tickets @ the cinema, a friend sees u & asks:- what are u doing here? A: I'm here to pay my school fee =)). 9. You're in a cafeteria obviously there to eat,som1 sees u and asks..wat have u come here to do? A: I'm here for bible study:| lwkmd!
Posted: at 14-09-2011 11:43 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
DaCutest at 14-09-2011 11:45 PM (13 years ago) (f)
Pb4
It doesn't matter what u think, all i know is u can NEVER meet someone better than me. *winks*
Posted: at 14-09-2011 11:45 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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