HOSTILE HOSTAGE, OBJ, ETC...........

Date: 11-02-2008 11:23 pm (17 years ago) | Author: Excel
- at 11-02-2008 11:23 PM (17 years ago)
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..A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on? the man responded "Militants have kidnapped, OBJ, IBB, Atiku, Buhari, Tony Anenih, Ahmadu Ali, Dariye, Nnamani, Odili, Ibrahim Mantu, Tinubu, Kalu, and Igbinedion. They're asking for a $500 Million ransom. Otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. So, we're going from car to car, taking up a collection." The driver asks, "How much is everyone contributing, on the average?" the man responded "About a litre of petrol and a stick of matches."

Posted: at 11-02-2008 11:23 PM (17 years ago) | Upcoming
- Vixenx at 12-02-2008 08:59 AM (17 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy.,dats a good one..I would have volunteered a match or two..
Posted: at 12-02-2008 08:59 AM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- myragonza at 12-02-2008 11:31 AM (17 years ago)
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lol...........i would have contributed more too

Posted: at 12-02-2008 11:31 AM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- honeychick at 12-02-2008 06:38 PM (17 years ago)
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yea. i would ve loved to buy a gallon of fuel for them. lol........
Posted: at 12-02-2008 06:38 PM (17 years ago) | Upcoming
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- khadijah at 12-02-2008 08:58 PM (17 years ago)
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i'll give a whole matchbox
Posted: at 12-02-2008 08:58 PM (17 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Vixenx at 13-02-2008 03:41 AM (17 years ago)
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I'll bring the gas tank
Posted: at 13-02-2008 03:41 AM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- myragonza at 13-02-2008 04:11 PM (17 years ago)
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i will contact Osama for some bombs....lmao

Posted: at 13-02-2008 04:11 PM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Sexyasakenke at 19-02-2008 10:49 AM (17 years ago)
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i'll bring A.K 47S
Posted: at 19-02-2008 10:49 AM (17 years ago) | Upcoming
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- fineboy at 19-02-2008 11:19 AM (17 years ago)
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i`ll be there with mac-4

Posted: at 19-02-2008 11:19 AM (17 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- myragonza at 19-02-2008 02:09 PM (17 years ago)
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and i bring my camcorder.....to videotape everything....

Posted: at 19-02-2008 02:09 PM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Sexyasakenke at 20-02-2008 09:02 AM (17 years ago)
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i will bring popcorn to watch the video
Posted: at 20-02-2008 09:02 AM (17 years ago) | Upcoming
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- myragonza at 20-02-2008 10:47 AM (17 years ago)
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and i will bring props to make audience clap as and when needed.....

Posted: at 20-02-2008 10:47 AM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Sexyasakenke at 21-02-2008 08:45 AM (17 years ago)
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i will bring ice-creams too
Posted: at 21-02-2008 08:45 AM (17 years ago) | Upcoming
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- myragonza at 21-02-2008 08:54 PM (17 years ago)
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i will bring mattresses in case it will take all night and all morning

Posted: at 21-02-2008 08:54 PM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Sexyasakenke at 22-02-2008 09:11 AM (17 years ago)
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i'll get us some blankets
Posted: at 22-02-2008 09:11 AM (17 years ago) | Upcoming
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- myragonza at 22-02-2008 03:59 PM (17 years ago)
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thanks.....oh well....i might need pillows too

Posted: at 22-02-2008 03:59 PM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Sexyasakenke at 23-02-2008 10:09 AM (17 years ago)
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DO YOU WANT ME TO GET THE PILLOWS?
Posted: at 23-02-2008 10:09 AM (17 years ago) | Upcoming
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- myragonza at 23-02-2008 10:02 PM (17 years ago)
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well if u don't have extra,i will just use my air bag.....

Posted: at 23-02-2008 10:02 PM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Recoverd at 12-04-2009 05:07 PM (16 years ago)
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OMG!!!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..God wen wil dis prayer b ansad? Lolololol
Posted: at 12-04-2009 05:07 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 12-04-2009 09:39 PM (16 years ago)
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This is very very funny how i wish am in da car too i would  contribute 5 packet of matches and 50 litre of petrol. 

Posted: at 12-04-2009 09:39 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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