Alligator in a bar

Date: 20-09-2011 3:26 pm (13 years ago) | Author: ruth yaro
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A man limps into a bar with a cane and alligator. The bartender stops him and says "Hold on a second here - you can't bring that animal in here, they aren't allowed!" So the man says, "But my gator here does a really cool trick..."

The bartender says "Well then, lets see!" So the man whips out his dick and shoves it in the gators mouth. He then takes his cane and starts bashing the gator in the head with it. A crowd gathers around and everyone is astonished when he pulls out his dick without a single scratch.

He looks around at the crowd and says, "Does anyone else want to try?" An old lady raises her hand and says..."Sure, but don't hit me with that stick."

Posted: at 20-09-2011 03:26 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
- queenrukky at 20-09-2011 04:04 PM (13 years ago)
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i hear
Posted: at 20-09-2011 04:04 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- sexsyguy at 20-09-2011 04:11 PM (13 years ago)
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stupid
Posted: at 20-09-2011 04:11 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 20-09-2011 04:26 PM (13 years ago)
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Posted: at 20-09-2011 04:26 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Sheree at 20-09-2011 04:31 PM (13 years ago)
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Posted: at 20-09-2011 04:31 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 20-09-2011 04:36 PM (13 years ago)
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Posted: at 20-09-2011 04:36 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Monsol at 20-09-2011 04:38 PM (13 years ago)
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Posted: at 20-09-2011 04:38 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 20-09-2011 06:50 PM (13 years ago)
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oldest moke
Posted: at 20-09-2011 06:50 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- mikel504 at 20-09-2011 07:28 PM (13 years ago)
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- kingsleyd at 22-09-2011 11:35 AM (13 years ago)
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Methuselah joke
Posted: at 22-09-2011 11:35 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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