government awards

Date: 20-09-2011 3:32 pm (13 years ago) | Author: njoku udochukwu
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The Federal Government recently announced to pay men with 5 children and above the sum of one million Naira monthly salaries. A man heard the news and said to his wife - 'Eunice I have a kid with my girlfriend I'm gonna bring him so we add him to our 4 kids to make 5!' 'Good, go get him' replied Eunice; so the man went. But when he came back, he saw only one of his kids remaining! 'Where are the others?' he asked his wife; His wife cooly replied - ' You are not the only one who heard the award news; Their fathers had come for them!'

Posted: at 20-09-2011 03:32 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- queenrukky at 20-09-2011 03:39 PM (13 years ago)
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- creativecosmos at 20-09-2011 03:55 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: creativecosmos on 20-09-2011 03:32 PM
The Federal Government recently announced to pay men with 5 children and above the sum of one million Naira monthly salaries. A man heard the news and said to his wife - 'Eunice I have a kid with my girlfriend I'm gonna bring him so we add him to our 4 kids to make 5!' 'Good, go get him' replied Eunice; so the man went. But when he came back, he saw only one of his kids remaining! 'Where are the others?' he asked his wife; His wife cooly replied - ' You are not the only one who heard the award news; Their fathers had come for them!'
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Posted: at 20-09-2011 03:55 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sexsyguy at 20-09-2011 04:09 PM (13 years ago)
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- abubakarzain at 20-09-2011 04:19 PM (13 years ago)
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- terryworld at 20-09-2011 04:21 PM (13 years ago)
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- jossy4reall at 20-09-2011 04:30 PM (13 years ago)
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- Deffney at 20-09-2011 04:36 PM (13 years ago)
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- Chiluvsky at 20-09-2011 04:36 PM (13 years ago)
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- terryworld at 20-09-2011 06:42 PM (13 years ago)
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