murphy Twins

Date: 20-09-2011 5:06 pm (13 years ago) | Author: ruth yaro
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- at 20-09-2011 05:06 PM (13 years ago)
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One sunny day in Ireland, two men were sitting in a pub, drinking some Guinness, when one turns to the other and says "You see that man over there? He looks just like me! I think I'm gonna go over there and talk to him." So, he goes over to the man and taps him on the shoulder. "Excuse me sir," he starts, "but I noticed you look just like me!" The second man turns around and says "Yeah, I noticed the same thing, where you from?", "I'm from Dublin", second man stunned says, "Me too! What street do you live on?", "McCarthy street", second man replies, "Me too! What number is it?", the first man announces, "162", second man shocked says, "Me too! What are your parents names?", first man replies, "Connor and Shannon", second man awestruck says, "Mine too! This is unbelievable!"

So, they buy some more Guinness and they're talking some more when the bartenders change shifts. The new bartender comes in and goes up to the other bartender and asks "What's new today?" "Oh, the Murphy twins are drunk again."

Posted: at 20-09-2011 05:06 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
- terryworld at 20-09-2011 05:12 PM (13 years ago)
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hehehe
Posted: at 20-09-2011 05:12 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- abubakarzain at 20-09-2011 11:43 PM (13 years ago)
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 Huh?
Posted: at 20-09-2011 11:43 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 21-09-2011 01:28 AM (13 years ago)
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k
Posted: at 21-09-2011 01:28 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 21-09-2011 04:58 AM (13 years ago)
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hehehe Cheesy
Posted: at 21-09-2011 04:58 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- kingsleyd at 22-09-2011 11:30 AM (13 years ago)
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 Undecided Undecided
Posted: at 22-09-2011 11:30 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- beulahokorie at 22-09-2011 12:34 PM (13 years ago)
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hehehe
Posted: at 22-09-2011 12:34 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sexsyguy at 22-09-2011 12:37 PM (13 years ago)
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posted b4
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Posted: at 22-09-2011 12:37 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- queenrukky at 22-09-2011 12:50 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: sexsyguy on 22-09-2011 12:37 PM
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Posted: at 22-09-2011 12:50 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- creativecosmos at 22-09-2011 01:38 PM (13 years ago)
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haha
Posted: at 22-09-2011 01:38 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sexsyguy at 22-09-2011 01:39 PM (13 years ago)
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hehe
Posted: at 22-09-2011 01:39 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 22-09-2011 01:55 PM (13 years ago)
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pb4
Posted: at 22-09-2011 01:55 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brightossy at 22-09-2011 02:10 PM (13 years ago)
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yeye twins
Posted: at 22-09-2011 02:10 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmagency9 at 22-09-2011 02:15 PM (13 years ago)
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hehehe
Posted: at 22-09-2011 02:15 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 22-09-2011 10:33 PM (13 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 22-09-2011 10:33 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 23-09-2011 01:13 PM (13 years ago)
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 Cool
Posted: at 23-09-2011 01:13 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 23-09-2011 02:47 PM (13 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 23-09-2011 02:47 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- 50scent at 23-09-2011 03:04 PM (13 years ago)
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 Kiss
Posted: at 23-09-2011 03:04 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- giftmurphy at 23-09-2011 05:44 PM (13 years ago)
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 Cool
Posted: at 23-09-2011 05:44 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- jeffrey4u at 23-09-2011 11:49 PM (13 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
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