Bill Gates died in a car accident. He found himself in Purgatory being sized up by God...
"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world and yet you created that ghastly Windows 95. I'm going to do something I've never done before. In your case, I'm going to let you decide where you want to go!"
Bill replied, "Well, thanks, God. What's the difference between the two?"
God said, "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly if it will help you make a decision." "Fine, but where should I go first?" God said, "I'm going to leave that up to you." Bill said, "OK, then, let's try Hell first." So Bill went to Hell.
It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining and the temperature was perfect. Bill was very pleased. "This is great!" he told God, "If this is Hell, I REALLY want to see Heaven!" "Fine," said God and off they went.
Heaven was a high place in the clouds, with angels drifting about playing harps and singing. It was nice but not as enticing as Hell. Bill thought for a quick minute and rendered his decision. "Hmm, I think I prefer Hell" he told God. "Fine," retorted God, "as you desire." So Bill Gates went to Hell.
Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see how he was doing in Hell. When God arrived in Hell, he found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming amongst the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and tortured by demons. "How's everything going, Bill?" God asked.
Bill responded - his voice full of anguish and disappointment, "This is awful, this is not what I expected. I can't believe this happened. What happened to that other place with the beaches and the beautiful women playing in the water?"
God says, "That was the screen saver".
Posted: at 20-09-2011 07:54 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
terryworld at 20-09-2011 08:00 PM (13 years ago) (m)
lol pb4
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 20-09-2011 08:00 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
jossy4reall at 20-09-2011 08:12 PM (13 years ago) (m)
Quote from: queenrukky on 20-09-2011 08:05 PM
i don tire o
If u don tire make u retire................d time wey u dey do am e dey sweet u................hw u come hia dey tel us say u don tire.......or na Terry do u d thing wey make u tire?? anywayz still pb4
Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me
Posted: at 20-09-2011 08:12 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
terryworld at 20-09-2011 08:17 PM (13 years ago) (m)
Quote from: jossy4reall on 20-09-2011 08:12 PM
Quote from: queenrukky on 20-09-2011 08:05 PM
i don tire o
If u don tire make u retire................d time wey u dey do am e dey sweet u................hw u come hia dey tel us say u don tire.......or na Terry do u d thing wey make u tire?? anywayz still pb4
i no do anything ooo.but i go still do she follow me do press up.
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 20-09-2011 08:17 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
jossy4reall at 20-09-2011 08:30 PM (13 years ago) (m)
Quote from: terryworld on 20-09-2011 08:17 PM
Quote from: jossy4reall on 20-09-2011 08:12 PM
Quote from: queenrukky on 20-09-2011 08:05 PM
i don tire o
If u don tire make u retire................d time wey u dey do am e dey sweet u................hw u come hia dey tel us say u don tire.......or na Terry do u d thing wey make u tire?? anywayz still pb4
i no do anything ooo.but i go still do she follow me do press up.
since una two press up come press down......na im be say u don do naa.............or una just press up finish u live am for up
Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me
Posted: at 20-09-2011 08:30 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
queenrukky at 20-09-2011 08:42 PM (13 years ago) (f)
Quote from: terryworld on 20-09-2011 08:17 PM
Quote from: jossy4reall on 20-09-2011 08:12 PM
Quote from: queenrukky on 20-09-2011 08:05 PM
i don tire o
If u don tire make u retire................d time wey u dey do am e dey sweet u................hw u come hia dey tel us say u don tire.......or na Terry do u d thing wey make u tire?? anywayz still pb4
i no do anything ooo.but i go still do she follow me do press up.
wetin we been dey ress na....so u don turn pressing iron
Posted: at 20-09-2011 08:42 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
terryworld at 21-09-2011 01:03 AM (13 years ago) (m)
Quote from: jossy4reall on 20-09-2011 08:30 PM
Quote from: terryworld on 20-09-2011 08:17 PM
Quote from: jossy4reall on 20-09-2011 08:12 PM
Quote from: queenrukky on 20-09-2011 08:05 PM
i don tire o
If u don tire make u retire................d time wey u dey do am e dey sweet u................hw u come hia dey tel us say u don tire.......or na Terry do u d thing wey make u tire?? anywayz still pb4
i no do anything ooo.but i go still do she follow me do press up.
since una two press up come press down......na im be say u don do naa.............or una just press up finish u live am for up
ask am,we neva do anything.if u dey doubt me,check her engine oil cos na u be d last person wey gage d engine oil
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 21-09-2011 01:03 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
terryworld at 21-09-2011 01:05 AM (13 years ago) (m)
Quote from: queenrukky on 20-09-2011 08:42 PM
Quote from: terryworld on 20-09-2011 08:17 PM
Quote from: jossy4reall on 20-09-2011 08:12 PM
Quote from: queenrukky on 20-09-2011 08:05 PM
i don tire o
If u don tire make u retire................d time wey u dey do am e dey sweet u................hw u come hia dey tel us say u don tire.......or na Terry do u d thing wey make u tire?? anywayz still pb4
i no do anything ooo.but i go still do she follow me do press up.
wetin we been dey ress na....so u don turn pressing iron
u no knw wetin me and u dey press since? U be real calabar girl
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 21-09-2011 01:05 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
jossy4reall at 21-09-2011 02:46 PM (13 years ago) (m)
Quote from: terryworld on 21-09-2011 01:03 AM
Quote from: jossy4reall on 20-09-2011 08:30 PM
Quote from: terryworld on 20-09-2011 08:17 PM
Quote from: jossy4reall on 20-09-2011 08:12 PM
Quote from: queenrukky on 20-09-2011 08:05 PM
i don tire o
If u don tire make u retire................d time wey u dey do am e dey sweet u................hw u come hia dey tel us say u don tire.......or na Terry do u d thing wey make u tire?? anywayz still pb4
i no do anything ooo.but i go still do she follow me do press up.
since una two press up come press down......na im be say u don do naa.............or una just press up finish u live am for up
ask am,we neva do anything.if u dey doubt me,check her engine oil cos na u be d last person wey gage d engine oil
I no gage oil ooo..................as I open d engine na im ma phone wey I dey charge begin to ring ..................b4 I go pick my phone ansar call finish.................u don carry am comot
Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me
Posted: at 21-09-2011 02:46 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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