An igbo man was riding in his BMW Z8 and a truck crashes into his door. He called a police officer&said: 'dis man just come smash off the door of my BMW!!! My $39,000 car is now a write off!' 'O the police officer shakes his head in amazement&says: u ibos are so materialistic: u didn't even realize dt ur hand has been ripped off with the door. The igbo man looks at his amputated hand and screams: 'chineke!!! My Rolex!!!'
Posted: at 20-09-2011 11:33 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
terryworld at 21-09-2011 12:36 AM (13 years ago) (m)
remixed
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 21-09-2011 12:36 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
An igbo man was riding in his BMW Z8 and a truck crashes into his door. He called a police officer&said: 'dis man just come smash off the door of my BMW!!! My $39,000 car is now a write off!' 'O the police officer shakes his head in amazement&says: u ibos are so materialistic: u didn't even realize dt ur hand has been ripped off with the door. The igbo man looks at his amputated hand and screams: 'chineke!!! My Rolex!!!'
Try specify the state wey the igbo man come from
Posted: at 21-09-2011 11:17 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
Bazemaster at 21-09-2011 11:18 AM (13 years ago) (m)
i laughed
I report from ma BAZEHOOD, niggaz feeling ma BAZESWAG 'cos it's hooded like my nigga HOODEDSWAG coming from BAZESQUAD in da BAZESTUDIOS UNITED.... I AM BAZEMASTER
Posted: at 21-09-2011 11:18 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
sexsyguy at 21-09-2011 04:16 PM (13 years ago) (m)
Quote from: Monsol on 21-09-2011 11:17 AM
Quote from: dinho4lyf on 20-09-2011 11:33 PM
An igbo man was riding in his BMW Z8 and a truck crashes into his door. He called a police officer&said: 'dis man just come smash off the door of my BMW!!! My $39,000 car is now a write off!' 'O the police officer shakes his head in amazement&says: u ibos are so materialistic: u didn't even realize dt ur hand has been ripped off with the door. The igbo man looks at his amputated hand and screams: 'chineke!!! My Rolex!!!'
Try specify the state wey the igbo man come from
Imo, Ambra, Umohia, Aba,Enugu,etc
hahahaha foolish igbos
Posted: at 21-09-2011 04:16 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
An igbo man was riding in his BMW Z8 and a truck crashes into his door. He called a police officer&said: 'dis man just come smash off the door of my BMW!!! My $39,000 car is now a write off!' 'O the police officer shakes his head in amazement&says: u ibos are so materialistic: u didn't even realize dt ur hand has been ripped off with the door. The igbo man looks at his amputated hand and screams: 'chineke!!! My Rolex!!!'
Try specify the state wey the igbo man come from
Come anybody don tell u say u be monkey HHow e dey do u sef?
Imo, Ambra, Umohia, Aba,Enugu,etc
hahahaha foolish igbos
Posted: at 21-09-2011 05:23 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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