LAZY HUSBAND

Date: 23-09-2011 11:50 am (13 years ago) | Author: Idbabe
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- at 23-09-2011 11:50 AM (13 years ago)
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WIFE:  Come help me with the garden.

HUSBAND: What do you think I am? A gardener?

WIFE: Come fix the toilet faucet.

HUSBAND: What do you think I am? A plumber?

WIFE: Come fix the door handle.

HUSBAND: What do you think I am? A carpenter?

The husband went out.... But when he came back, he saw that everything was fixed... The garden, toilet faucet and the door handle. He asked his wife who had done it?

 

The wife said its the neighbour's son, but he gave me two options... Either to make him a burger or have sex with him...

 

HUSBAND:  I'm sure, you gave him a burger!

WIFE:  What do you think I am?  Tantalizers?

Posted: at 23-09-2011 11:50 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
- terryworld at 23-09-2011 11:54 AM (13 years ago)
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what do u think dis post is? A fresh post?

Posted: at 23-09-2011 11:54 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 23-09-2011 12:06 PM (13 years ago)
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 Cool

Posted: at 23-09-2011 12:06 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Idbabe at 23-09-2011 12:12 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on 23-09-2011 11:54 AM
what do u think dis post is? A fresh post?


answer the question
Posted: at 23-09-2011 12:12 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Sheree at 23-09-2011 12:12 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin
Posted: at 23-09-2011 12:12 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 23-09-2011 12:23 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Idbabe on 23-09-2011 12:12 PM
Quote from: terryworld on 23-09-2011 11:54 AM
what do u think dis post is? A fresh post?


answer the question
what do u think i am? Google?

Posted: at 23-09-2011 12:23 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- queenrukky at 23-09-2011 12:29 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on 23-09-2011 12:23 PM
Quote from: Idbabe on 23-09-2011 12:12 PM
Quote from: terryworld on 23-09-2011 11:54 AM
what do u think dis post is? A fresh post?


answer the question
what do u think i am? Google?
lolzzz
Posted: at 23-09-2011 12:29 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Ak33m at 23-09-2011 12:33 PM (13 years ago)
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hohohohoho, dis yok hot lyk burger
Posted: at 23-09-2011 12:33 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Idbabe at 23-09-2011 12:34 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on 23-09-2011 12:23 PM
Quote from: Idbabe on 23-09-2011 12:12 PM
Quote from: terryworld on 23-09-2011 11:54 AM
what do u think dis post is? A fresh post?


answer the question
what do u think i am? Google?

What I think u r?  Lazy guy of course
Posted: at 23-09-2011 12:34 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 23-09-2011 12:41 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Idbabe on 23-09-2011 12:34 PM
Quote from: terryworld on 23-09-2011 12:23 PM
Quote from: Idbabe on 23-09-2011 12:12 PM
Quote from: terryworld on 23-09-2011 11:54 AM
what do u think dis post is? A fresh post?


answer the question
what do u think i am? Google?

What I think u r?  Lazy guy of course
what type of lazy guy do u think i am?a bed lazy guy?

Posted: at 23-09-2011 12:41 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Idbabe at 23-09-2011 12:42 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on 23-09-2011 12:41 PM
Quote from: Idbabe on 23-09-2011 12:34 PM
Quote from: terryworld on 23-09-2011 12:23 PM
Quote from: Idbabe on 23-09-2011 12:12 PM
Quote from: terryworld on 23-09-2011 11:54 AM
what do u think dis post is? A fresh post?


answer the question
what do u think i am? Google?

What I think u r?  Lazy guy of course
what type of lazy guy do u think i am?a bed lazy guy?

All rounder
Posted: at 23-09-2011 12:42 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 23-09-2011 12:49 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Idbabe on 23-09-2011 12:42 PM
Quote from: terryworld on 23-09-2011 12:41 PM
Quote from: Idbabe on 23-09-2011 12:34 PM
Quote from: terryworld on 23-09-2011 12:23 PM
Quote from: Idbabe on 23-09-2011 12:12 PM
Quote from: terryworld on 23-09-2011 11:54 AM
what do u think dis post is? A fresh post?


answer the question
what do u think i am? Google?

What I think u r?  Lazy guy of course
what type of lazy guy do u think i am?a bed lazy guy?

All rounder
when was the last time i slapped u?

Posted: at 23-09-2011 12:49 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Idbabe at 23-09-2011 01:15 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on 23-09-2011 12:49 PM
Quote from: Idbabe on 23-09-2011 12:42 PM
Quote from: terryworld on 23-09-2011 12:41 PM
Quote from: Idbabe on 23-09-2011 12:34 PM
Quote from: terryworld on 23-09-2011 12:23 PM
Quote from: Idbabe on 23-09-2011 12:12 PM
Quote from: terryworld on 23-09-2011 11:54 AM
what do u think dis post is? A fresh post?


answer the question
what do u think i am? Google?

What I think u r?  Lazy guy of course
what type of lazy guy do u think i am?a bed lazy guy?

All rounder
when was the last time i slapped u?

last nite
Posted: at 23-09-2011 01:15 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 23-09-2011 01:22 PM (13 years ago)
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do u want to experience such tonight?

Posted: at 23-09-2011 01:22 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Idbabe at 23-09-2011 01:24 PM (13 years ago)
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nope, u were so lazy, i cant stand a lazy guy like u. So bored!
Posted: at 23-09-2011 01:24 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 23-09-2011 01:34 PM (13 years ago)
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huh? Even lazy to slap u?

Posted: at 23-09-2011 01:34 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Ak33m at 23-09-2011 01:35 PM (13 years ago)
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dis guy can slap!
abi na slap dey use train u to dis ur miserable age?
Posted: at 23-09-2011 01:35 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 23-09-2011 01:39 PM (13 years ago)
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shey dey pour yam water 4 inside ur brain?

Posted: at 23-09-2011 01:39 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Ak33m at 23-09-2011 01:41 PM (13 years ago)
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as dey pour hot pepper soup 4 ur anus abi Shocked
Posted: at 23-09-2011 01:41 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Ak33m at 23-09-2011 01:55 PM (13 years ago)
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hohohohhohohhohohhohohohohhohohoohohhohohohho
dats how laf in a matured manner
Posted: at 23-09-2011 01:55 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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