u don reach?

Date: 27-09-2011 1:18 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Isaac Ogwuche
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- at 27-09-2011 01:18 PM (13 years ago)
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An
old woman inside a bus heading to
lagos from calabar told the driver
shouting "driver, if u reach benin stop
me o!"The driver nodded and then she
shouted again" my children,sheh una
don hear wen i tel am o!"Everybody
responded YES MA.On the long journey
to lagos,most people slept but this
woman never blinked through out the
journey. Little did anybody know she
does not even know the benin she was
shouting and everybody forgot she said
she wanted to stop there.After several
hours of driving,lagos was closeby and
benin several hours behind,everybody
was relieved. The poor woman then
asked"driver you neva reach
benin?"Oh! The driver
exclaimed"madam benin is like 4hours
behind us".the woman started
crying"take me back to benin!!!"
Without a choice,the driver turned the
bus around heading back to benin. On
reaching benin after several hours,the
driver came down,opened the door and
told the woman she is in benin. The
woman simply opened her hand
bag,removed a card of
panadol,removed two tablets and
swallowed with the bottle water she
was with. She then smiled and said"My
daughter said if i reach benin,i should
take panadol. Oya! Let us go to lagos"

Posted: at 27-09-2011 01:18 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Idbabe at 27-09-2011 01:20 PM (13 years ago)
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Poor her
Posted: at 27-09-2011 01:20 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- dinho4lyf at 27-09-2011 01:34 PM (13 years ago)
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hmmm
Posted: at 27-09-2011 01:34 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sexsyguy at 27-09-2011 01:37 PM (13 years ago)
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hahahahahahahaha
Posted: at 27-09-2011 01:37 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- dinho4lyf at 27-09-2011 01:56 PM (13 years ago)
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lolism
Posted: at 27-09-2011 01:56 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Estheraremu at 27-09-2011 05:18 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
 :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
 :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Posted: at 27-09-2011 05:18 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- queenrukky at 27-09-2011 05:32 PM (13 years ago)
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Posted: at 27-09-2011 05:32 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- queenrukky at 27-09-2011 05:38 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: sexsyguy on 27-09-2011 01:37 PM
hahahahahahahaha
so u knw hw 2 laf
Posted: at 27-09-2011 05:38 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Emmagency9 at 27-09-2011 06:39 PM (13 years ago)
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hehehe
Posted: at 27-09-2011 06:39 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 27-09-2011 06:56 PM (13 years ago)
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lol. u try
Posted: at 27-09-2011 06:56 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 27-09-2011 07:12 PM (13 years ago)
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funny but na pb4
Posted: at 27-09-2011 07:12 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- ajayi at 27-09-2011 07:16 PM (13 years ago)
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ok
 Cheesy
Posted: at 27-09-2011 07:16 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jeffrey4u at 27-09-2011 07:30 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 27-09-2011 07:30 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dinho4lyf at 27-09-2011 09:24 PM (13 years ago)
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whch kind warri laf b al dis one na
Posted: at 27-09-2011 09:24 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 28-09-2011 07:55 AM (13 years ago)
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pb4444444444444444444
Posted: at 28-09-2011 07:55 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- abubakarzain at 28-09-2011 08:48 AM (13 years ago)
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panadol extra
Posted: at 28-09-2011 08:48 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 28-09-2011 10:44 AM (13 years ago)
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huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh???
Posted: at 28-09-2011 10:44 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- jeffrey4u at 28-09-2011 09:24 PM (13 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 28-09-2011 09:24 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 29-09-2011 07:43 AM (13 years ago)
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Lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Posted: at 29-09-2011 07:43 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- dinho4lyf at 30-09-2011 02:25 PM (13 years ago)
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kai una de waste our simileys
Posted: at 30-09-2011 02:25 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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