funsho85 at 29-09-2011 03:09 PM (13 years ago) (m)
The new minister's wife had a baby. The minister appealed to the congregation for a salary increase to cover the addition to the family. The congregation agreed that it was only fair, and approved it. When the next child arrived, the minister appealed and again the congregation approved the increase. Several years and five children later, the congregation was a bit upset over the increasing expenses. This turned into a rather loud meeting one night with the minister. Finally, the minister stood up and shouted "Having children is an Act of God!" An older man in the back stood and shouted back "So are rain and snow, but we wear rubbers for them!"
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Posted: at 29-09-2011 03:09 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
Emmagency9 at 29-09-2011 03:14 PM (13 years ago) (m)
ok
If you don't like me, 1. Take a map, 2. Get a car (even if na borrow), 3. Drive to HELL !. Have a nice trip.
Posted: at 29-09-2011 03:14 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply queenrukky at 29-09-2011 03:16 PM (13 years ago) (f)
i c
Posted: at 29-09-2011 03:16 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply terryworld at 29-09-2011 03:17 PM (13 years ago) (m)
lol
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
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Reply terryworld at 29-09-2011 03:18 PM (13 years ago) (m)
lol
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
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Reply zeigbo at 29-09-2011 03:21 PM (13 years ago) (m)
Ok
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in
Posted: at 29-09-2011 03:21 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply terryworld at 29-09-2011 04:19 PM (13 years ago) (m)
huh?
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 29-09-2011 04:19 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply emeka10000 at 29-09-2011 09:52 PM (13 years ago) (m)
lol
Posted: at 29-09-2011 09:52 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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positive thinking always leads to positive result
Posted: at 29-09-2011 10:08 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply terryworld at 30-09-2011 12:11 AM (13 years ago) (m)
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A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 30-09-2011 12:11 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply jeffrey4u at 30-09-2011 01:06 AM (13 years ago) (m)
i saw
Posted: at 30-09-2011 01:06 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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pass by...
Posted: at 30-09-2011 09:26 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
Reply Eni-Luv at 30-09-2011 09:31 AM (13 years ago) (f)
i pass.....dry yoke!
Posted: at 30-09-2011 09:31 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply terryworld at 30-09-2011 10:19 AM (13 years ago) (m)
huh? wet am
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 30-09-2011 10:19 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply kingsleyd at 30-09-2011 10:37 AM (13 years ago) (m)
i laff but na P.......
Posted: at 30-09-2011 10:37 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply terryworld at 30-09-2011 11:02 AM (13 years ago) (m)
huh?
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 30-09-2011 11:02 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply giftmurphy at 30-09-2011 01:09 PM (13 years ago) (f)
nice one lol.
Posted: at 30-09-2011 01:09 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply terryworld at 30-09-2011 01:17 PM (13 years ago) (m)
huh?
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 30-09-2011 01:17 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply terryworld at 30-09-2011 01:18 PM (13 years ago) (m)
huh?
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 30-09-2011 01:18 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply terryworld at 30-09-2011 01:34 PM (13 years ago) (m)
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 30-09-2011 01:34 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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