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![-]( "abubakarzain") abubakarzain at 29-09-2011 10:45 PM (13 years ago)  (m)
A flight from London to Kano develops faults in Nigerian airspace.
Very worried, the captain calls Aminu Kano airport.
British Airways: 'Aminu kano airport this is captain Smith reporting flight 007'
'Do you copy?'
Kano tower;- 'yes Malan Smith we kofi'
British Airways: 'Flight 007 Reporting technical faults'
Kano tower;- 'kai haba!'
British Airways; - 'sorry tower couldn't get that'
Kano tower; - 'okay plight 00Seben kan you tune fawa in injin?'
British Airways; - 'Negative, power in engines dead'
Kano tower;- 'Wai-wai-wai?'
British Airways; - 'Negative didn't copy'
Kano Tower;- 'Kan you come down to altitude twentey souzand pit?'
British Airways;- 'negative tower, wings won't respond'
Kano tower;- 'kai!'
British Airways;- 'negative didn't copy that tower'
Kano Tower;- 'okay za flane will kom down in some time due to low injin fawa, ofun your taya at altitude sis souzand pit, due 1st sebenty digri'
British Airways;- 'Negative, can't activate the landing gear'
Kano tower;- 'kan-uba'
British Airways;- 'awaiting order, flight 007'
Kano Towers;- 'okay say after me
British Airways;- 'okay what?'
Kano Tower;- 'ASH-HADU AN-LA ILAHA ILLALAHU, WA ASH-HADU ANNA MUHAMMADAN RASULULLAH. =D =))
positive thinking always leads to positive result | Posted: at 29-09-2011 10:45 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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positive thinking always leads to positive result | Posted: at 29-09-2011 11:10 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "zeigbo") zeigbo at 29-09-2011 11:24 PM (13 years ago) (m) 
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in  | Posted: at 29-09-2011 11:24 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "terryworld") terryworld at 29-09-2011 11:54 PM (13 years ago) (m) pb4444444444444444444444444444444444
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries | Posted: at 29-09-2011 11:54 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "zeigbo") zeigbo at 30-09-2011 12:03 AM (13 years ago) (m) Ok
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in | Posted: at 30-09-2011 12:03 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "jeffrey4u") jeffrey4u at 30-09-2011 01:47 AM (13 years ago) (m) lol | Posted: at 30-09-2011 01:47 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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who told you?
positive thinking always leads to positive result | Posted: at 30-09-2011 06:50 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "kingsleyd") kingsleyd at 30-09-2011 11:11 AM (13 years ago) (m) abu again? | Posted: at 30-09-2011 11:11 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "giftmurphy") giftmurphy at 30-09-2011 12:49 PM (13 years ago) (f) nice 1 | Posted: at 30-09-2011 12:49 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "Chiluvsky") Chiluvsky at 30-09-2011 12:50 PM (13 years ago) (f) hmmmmmm | Posted: at 30-09-2011 12:50 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "zeigbo") zeigbo at 30-09-2011 01:46 PM (13 years ago) (m)
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in | Posted: at 30-09-2011 01:46 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "terryworld") terryworld at 30-09-2011 01:50 PM (13 years ago) (m) pb444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444333333333333333333332221111111
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries | Posted: at 30-09-2011 01:50 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "giftmurphy") giftmurphy at 30-09-2011 02:37 PM (13 years ago) (f) | Posted: at 30-09-2011 02:37 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "terryworld") terryworld at 30-09-2011 02:45 PM (13 years ago) (m) 
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries | Posted: at 30-09-2011 02:45 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "Ak33m") Ak33m at 30-09-2011 02:48 PM (13 years ago) (m) but u hear wetin d guy tok? | Posted: at 30-09-2011 02:48 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "queenrukky") queenrukky at 30-09-2011 02:51 PM (13 years ago) (f)  | Posted: at 30-09-2011 02:51 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "Ak33m") Ak33m at 30-09-2011 02:55 PM (13 years ago) (m) :Pme quik | Posted: at 30-09-2011 02:55 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "giftmurphy") giftmurphy at 30-09-2011 03:16 PM (13 years ago) (f) terry what happened to ur tongue? | Posted: at 30-09-2011 03:16 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "zeigbo") zeigbo at 30-09-2011 03:30 PM (13 years ago) (m) Yeye
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in | Posted: at 30-09-2011 03:30 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "giftmurphy") giftmurphy at 30-09-2011 03:35 PM (13 years ago) (f) that means yeye happen to the tongue.thanks. | Posted: at 30-09-2011 03:35 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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