Hausa flight discussion

Date: 29-09-2011 10:45 pm (12 years ago) | Author: abubakarzain
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- at 29-09-2011 10:45 PM (12 years ago)
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A flight from London to Kano develops faults in Nigerian airspace.
Very worried, the captain calls Aminu Kano airport.

British Airways: 'Aminu kano airport this is captain Smith reporting flight 007'
'Do you copy?'

Kano tower;- 'yes Malan Smith we kofi'

British Airways: 'Flight 007 Reporting technical faults'

Kano tower;- 'kai haba!'

British Airways; - 'sorry tower couldn't get that'

Kano tower; - 'okay plight 00Seben kan you tune fawa in injin?'

British Airways; - 'Negative, power in engines dead'

Kano tower;- 'Wai-wai-wai?'

British Airways; - 'Negative didn't copy'

Kano Tower;- 'Kan you come down to altitude twentey souzand pit?'

British Airways;- 'negative tower, wings won't respond'

Kano tower;- 'kai!'

British Airways;- 'negative didn't copy that tower'

Kano Tower;- 'okay za flane will kom down in some time due to low injin fawa, ofun your taya at altitude sis souzand pit, due 1st sebenty digri'

British Airways;- 'Negative, can't activate the landing gear'

Kano tower;- 'kan-uba'

British Airways;- 'awaiting order, flight 007'

Kano Towers;- 'okay say after me

British Airways;- 'okay what?'

Kano Tower;- 'ASH-HADU AN-LA ILAHA ILLALAHU, WA ASH-HADU ANNA MUHAMMADAN RASULULLAH. =D =))

Posted: at 29-09-2011 10:45 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- abubakarzain at 29-09-2011 11:10 PM (12 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 29-09-2011 11:10 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 29-09-2011 11:24 PM (12 years ago)
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Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 29-09-2011 11:24 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 29-09-2011 11:54 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 29-09-2011 11:54 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 30-09-2011 12:03 AM (12 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 30-09-2011 12:03 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jeffrey4u at 30-09-2011 01:47 AM (12 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 30-09-2011 01:47 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- abubakarzain at 30-09-2011 06:50 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on 29-09-2011 11:54 PM
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who told you?
Posted: at 30-09-2011 06:50 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kingsleyd at 30-09-2011 11:11 AM (12 years ago)
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abu again?
Posted: at 30-09-2011 11:11 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 30-09-2011 12:49 PM (12 years ago)
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nice 1
Posted: at 30-09-2011 12:49 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Chiluvsky at 30-09-2011 12:50 PM (12 years ago)
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hmmmmmm
Posted: at 30-09-2011 12:50 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 30-09-2011 01:46 PM (12 years ago)
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Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 30-09-2011 01:46 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 30-09-2011 01:50 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 30-09-2011 01:50 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 30-09-2011 02:37 PM (12 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 30-09-2011 02:37 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 30-09-2011 02:45 PM (12 years ago)
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 Tongue
Posted: at 30-09-2011 02:45 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Ak33m at 30-09-2011 02:48 PM (12 years ago)
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but u hear wetin d guy tok?
Posted: at 30-09-2011 02:48 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- queenrukky at 30-09-2011 02:51 PM (12 years ago)
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 Cool
Posted: at 30-09-2011 02:51 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Ak33m at 30-09-2011 02:55 PM (12 years ago)
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 :Pme quik
Posted: at 30-09-2011 02:55 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 30-09-2011 03:16 PM (12 years ago)
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terry what happened to ur tongue?
Posted: at 30-09-2011 03:16 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 30-09-2011 03:30 PM (12 years ago)
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Yeye
Posted: at 30-09-2011 03:30 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- giftmurphy at 30-09-2011 03:35 PM (12 years ago)
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that means yeye happen to the tongue.thanks.
Posted: at 30-09-2011 03:35 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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