dirty joke

Date: 06-10-2011 4:11 pm (12 years ago) | Author: collins cojay

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collins91 at 6-10-2011 04:11 PM (12 years ago)

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The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!

Posted: at 6-10-2011 04:11 PM (12 years ago) \| Upcoming

mixbrown at 6-10-2011 08:25 PM (12 years ago)

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old yoke

Posted: at 6-10-2011 08:25 PM (12 years ago) \| Upcoming

queenrukky at 6-10-2011 09:09 PM (12 years ago)

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veri old

Posted: at 6-10-2011 09:09 PM (12 years ago) \| Hero

zeigbo at 6-10-2011 10:52 PM (12 years ago)

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Haha poster u try no mind them

They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in Evil

Posted: at 6-10-2011 10:52 PM (12 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

collins91 at 7-10-2011 10:06 AM (12 years ago)

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i don dey cry...una no fit welcome person

Posted: at 7-10-2011 10:06 AM (12 years ago) \| Upcoming

zeigbo at 7-10-2011 10:40 AM (12 years ago)

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Hohohohohoh u yeye no be small na dis ur yeye joke we go take welcome u sorry Huh?

They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in Evil

Posted: at 7-10-2011 10:40 AM (12 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

collins91 at 7-10-2011 11:01 AM (12 years ago)

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dem don manage put upcoming 4 ur name abi....mccheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Posted: at 7-10-2011 11:01 AM (12 years ago) \| Upcoming

zeigbo at 7-10-2011 11:16 AM (12 years ago)

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Hohoho another yeye

They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in Evil

Posted: at 7-10-2011 11:16 AM (12 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

Chiluvsky at 7-10-2011 11:42 AM (12 years ago)

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pb4

Posted: at 7-10-2011 11:42 AM (12 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

collins91 at 7-10-2011 03:08 PM (12 years ago)

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if una like make una go hug transformer.........hehehehe

Posted: at 7-10-2011 03:08 PM (12 years ago) \| Upcoming

zeigbo at 7-10-2011 03:23 PM (12 years ago)

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They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in Evil

Posted: at 7-10-2011 03:23 PM (12 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

collins91 at 7-10-2011 03:56 PM (12 years ago)

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u neva vex reach....go hug transfomer Undecided

Posted: at 7-10-2011 03:56 PM (12 years ago) \| Upcoming

zeigbo at 7-10-2011 04:00 PM (12 years ago)

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They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in Evil

Posted: at 7-10-2011 04:00 PM (12 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

cutelizzy at 7-10-2011 04:08 PM (12 years ago)

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Posted: at 7-10-2011 04:08 PM (12 years ago) \| Upcoming

zeigbo at 11-10-2011 10:09 AM (12 years ago)

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They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in Evil

Posted: at 11-10-2011 10:09 AM (12 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

DRraze at 23-11-2011 06:24 AM (12 years ago)

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Posted: at 23-11-2011 06:24 AM (12 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

QUEST1 at 23-11-2011 12:56 PM (12 years ago)

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Quote from: DRraze on 23-11-2011 06:24 AM

Too much and waste of space

Posted: at 23-11-2011 12:56 PM (12 years ago) \| Upcoming

OBUSKY at 23-11-2011 01:23 PM (12 years ago)

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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Posted: at 23-11-2011 01:23 PM (12 years ago) \| Newbie

funsho85 at 23-11-2011 03:48 PM (12 years ago)

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Posted: at 23-11-2011 03:48 PM (12 years ago) \| Upcoming

giftmurphy at 23-11-2011 04:21 PM (12 years ago)

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nice 1

Posted: at 23-11-2011 04:21 PM (12 years ago) \| Hero

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