BEAUTY GET LEVEL NOW!!!!

Date: 10-01-2009 2:59 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Chris Yemi
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- at 10-01-2009 02:59 PM (15 years ago)
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A pastor during a Sunday service noticed again how beautiful his wife was and decided to give God a thanksgiving offering of N 1million, and asked other pastors and Men in the church to do the same, some came out and gave N 750,000k, N 500,000k and so on, a particular Man came out and gave an offering of N 10.00, as he was leaving the Altar the presiding pastor called him back and inquired why he gave just  N10.00k for his wife's beauty, the man told the presiding pastor that words alone could not explain why he had to give N10.00k, the presiding pastor then called upon the man's wife in church to stand up, on seeing her the presiding pastor asked the usher to give the man N5.00k BALANCE

Posted: at 10-01-2009 02:59 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- degreatest2 at 10-01-2009 03:02 PM (15 years ago)
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I for drop N500 MILLION FR MY WOMAN, ABI NOW???
Posted: at 10-01-2009 03:02 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Pires07 at 10-01-2009 03:08 PM (15 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 10-01-2009 03:08 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 11-01-2009 10:30 AM (15 years ago)
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Not funnie... where is the joke?
Posted: at 11-01-2009 10:30 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bethsy at 11-01-2009 11:28 AM (15 years ago)
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u try sha
Posted: at 11-01-2009 11:28 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sillyjokker at 11-01-2009 12:14 PM (15 years ago)
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Oh! ho!
Posted: at 11-01-2009 12:14 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 11-01-2009 09:12 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: degreatest2 on 10-01-2009 03:02 PM
I for drop N500 MILLION FR MY WOMAN, ABI NOW???

WAIT SELF..... U BE GHANA..?  TALK TRUE OOOOOOOO
Posted: at 11-01-2009 09:12 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Eliot at 12-01-2009 01:37 PM (15 years ago)
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What really  made the man to mess up him self with thatkind of woman hec an not be boast of.

Although i have mkt for such man if the man is intersted pls, call: 07040036912 or E-mail [email protected]
Posted: at 12-01-2009 01:37 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- rezimero at 12-01-2009 07:57 PM (15 years ago)
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POSTED B4 Angry Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 12-01-2009 07:57 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- herdeysohjy at 12-01-2009 08:07 PM (15 years ago)
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everything get levels
Posted: at 12-01-2009 08:07 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- degreatest2 at 12-01-2009 09:56 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 11-01-2009 09:12 PM
Quote from: degreatest2 on 10-01-2009 03:02 PM
I for drop N500 MILLION FR MY WOMAN, ABI NOW???

WAIT SELF..... U BE GHANA..?  TALK TRUE OOOOOOOO
T.B u still follow me reach here, you wan make i slap you?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?? i no be Ghana, i be America, Olodo!!!!!
Posted: at 12-01-2009 09:56 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 13-01-2009 09:55 AM (15 years ago)
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u be america, u con dey form naija.
or talk true u be naija con dey form america.na ur life sha
Posted: at 13-01-2009 09:55 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- pammy at 13-01-2009 01:35 PM (15 years ago)
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who dash u American u no even fit come frm my village( abeg na joke i dey o b4 u change my name) As 4 ur joke sha abeg try part 2
Posted: at 13-01-2009 01:35 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- degreatest2 at 13-01-2009 03:10 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: segxi on 13-01-2009 09:55 AM
u be america, u con dey form naija.
or talk true u be naija con dey form america.na ur life sha
All of Una no go school? You see person dey ask me whether i be GHANA, how can i be a whole country, i can only be a Ghanaian, a Nigerian or an American. you get my drift? na him make I tell am say I no be ghana, i be america. NA EVENING SCHOOL WHERE DEM DEY LIGHT CANDLE THE GUY GO.
Posted: at 13-01-2009 03:10 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- degreatest2 at 13-01-2009 03:15 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: pammy on 13-01-2009 01:35 PM
who dash u American u no even fit come frm my village( abeg na joke i dey o b4 u change my name) As 4 ur joke sha abeg try part 2
Pammy, dont worry I will not change your name, U look like a nice little girl, where be dat your viallge sef?Huh?Huh?







Posted: at 13-01-2009 03:15 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kennycynth at 13-01-2009 03:36 PM (15 years ago)
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wetin dey happen for here?
come greater abi greatest na which level na?

why you change Rev. Emma name to T.B
i go change ur surname to HIV othername AIDS, that is MR HIV AIDS

how you see am
Posted: at 13-01-2009 03:36 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- degreatest2 at 13-01-2009 03:49 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Kennycynth on 13-01-2009 03:36 PM
wetin dey happen for here?
come greater abi greatest na which level na?

why you change Rev. Emma name to T.B
i go change ur surname to HIV othername AIDS, that is MR HIV AIDS

how you see am
Emma na Rev?Huh? of which church? na serious matter oh!!!!! anyway why i change him name be say he dey misyarn to degreatest2. HIM NO DEY FEAR FEAR?Huh?Huh?/
Posted: at 13-01-2009 03:49 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kennycynth at 13-01-2009 09:55 PM (15 years ago)
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oya apologise to Rev.
Posted: at 13-01-2009 09:55 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 13-01-2009 11:14 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: degreatest2 on 12-01-2009 09:56 PM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 11-01-2009 09:12 PM
Quote from: degreatest2 on 10-01-2009 03:02 PM
I for drop N500 MILLION FR MY WOMAN, ABI NOW???

WAIT SELF..... U BE GHANA..?  TALK TRUE OOOOOOOO
T.B u still follow me reach here, you wan make i slap you?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?? i no be Ghana, i be America, Olodo!!!!!
dem deport you for nigerian seaport? because i no sure say you reach that side
Posted: at 13-01-2009 11:14 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 14-01-2009 10:12 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: degreatest2 on 12-01-2009 09:56 PM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 11-01-2009 09:12 PM
Quote from: degreatest2 on 10-01-2009 03:02 PM
I for drop N500 MILLION FR MY WOMAN, ABI NOW???

WAIT SELF..... U BE GHANA..?  TALK TRUE OOOOOOOO
T.B u still follow me reach here, you wan make i slap you?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?? i no be Ghana, i be America, Olodo!!!!!


 Grin Grin Grin Grin una no go kill me for laugh for this forum abeg...
degreatest u means say emma na tuberclosis or wat? as in T.B. wey u call am?  Grin Grin
Posted: at 14-01-2009 10:12 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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