Mother and 3 Daughters issue.

A mother had this words for her 3 daughters after their weddings,
"My beauties, don't forget to text me your experience of the first night..." After 1 week, the 1st daughter sent an sms "NESCAFE" to the Mum while the 2nd txt "BENSON & HEDGES".

The Mum, bemused by the messages, picked her tin of Nescafe and read from the label with the slogan "Fantastic till the last drop". She also went to her hubby's packet of cigarette, written on it was "Extra Long, King size"... She blushed! ...For their age she wasn't much worried but decided to wait for her 3rd daughters experience.

After a few days, she received a PostCard which was written "Arik: Lagos-Kano".
She quickly called ARIK Air Information Desk and was told "It's 3 times daily, 7 days a week & 75 minutes flight both ways". She just slumped & fainted! :'(this man will kill mÿ̲̣̣̣̥ daughter oooo  !

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Posted: at 20-10-2011 11:08 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

lol interesting

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Posted: at 20-10-2011 11:24 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

Ok gud gud
Shake am little for air n drop am give we

Posted: at 21-10-2011 12:00 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

ur own go come
make finish him papa first
 

Posted: at 21-10-2011 12:29 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

Posted: at 21-10-2011 01:34 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

u say make i knack my papa 4 ground?
U no see me and my papa

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Posted: at 21-10-2011 06:23 AM (13 years ago) | Hero

hehehe,d guy no get muscle 2 do am

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Posted: at 21-10-2011 06:28 AM (13 years ago) | Hero

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Posted: at 21-10-2011 06:38 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

4get this talk
u no say u carry am go top?
so the next b say drop am give we.
do am in 2mins n come report how he smile give us

Posted: at 22-10-2011 06:37 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

remix pb444

Posted: at 22-10-2011 09:38 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie