Break In

Date: 11-01-2009 8:44 pm (15 years ago) | Author: **Mizz 0**
- at 11-01-2009 08:44 PM (15 years ago)
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A guy breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he’s in there, the husband tells his wife: “Listen, this guy’s an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you.”

To which his wife responds: “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!”



Posted: at 11-01-2009 08:44 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- BJ1020 at 11-01-2009 09:17 PM (15 years ago)
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lol...e do the man like film trick!!!
Posted: at 11-01-2009 09:17 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Mini at 11-01-2009 09:18 PM (15 years ago)
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ahahahaha.....tym for men to be raped...LMAO
Posted: at 11-01-2009 09:18 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Emmanuel4christ at 12-01-2009 04:48 AM (15 years ago)
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lol.....that is nice.....one......keep it up....the man shock na no  be small thing oooooooo......
Posted: at 12-01-2009 04:48 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kennycynth at 12-01-2009 01:00 PM (15 years ago)
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come emma i think say u be Rev. Fr, which one you dy na..........
Posted: at 12-01-2009 01:00 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 12-01-2009 03:00 PM (15 years ago)
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or kenny one rape me ?
Posted: at 12-01-2009 03:00 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 12-01-2009 06:54 PM (15 years ago)
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POSTED B4!!! Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 12-01-2009 06:54 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 13-01-2009 01:28 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: osaomo on 11-01-2009 08:44 PM
A guy breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he’s in there, the husband tells his wife: “Listen, this guy’s an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you.”

To which his wife responds: “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!”





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Posted: at 13-01-2009 01:28 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Toks-E at 13-01-2009 01:29 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 12-01-2009 06:54 PM
POSTED B4!!! Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry


Dr rezi, hav mercy....she is a newbie

Posted: at 13-01-2009 01:29 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Kennycynth at 13-01-2009 02:55 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: segxi on 12-01-2009 03:00 PM
or kenny one rape me ?


segxi your kolo don over rape come rotten

anyway ur THING too small 4 me, i sure say na 1/2 inchs u get
Posted: at 13-01-2009 02:55 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- osaomo at 14-01-2009 06:06 AM (15 years ago)
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@ REZIMERO...Is it everything u comment POSTED B4 Angry Angry Angry Angry......Whatever...

Posted: at 14-01-2009 06:06 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- owuladewa at 14-01-2009 12:31 PM (15 years ago)
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dat is a good 1for  d man Tongue
Posted: at 14-01-2009 12:31 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Emmanuel4christ at 14-01-2009 06:33 PM (15 years ago)
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raziiiiiiii toks don telll u that make u hv mercy....u see say the lady don dey vex na.....who go help us beg am ooooooo out of alll the commitie......
Posted: at 14-01-2009 06:33 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 14-01-2009 06:42 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Kennycynth on 12-01-2009 01:00 PM
come emma i think say u be Rev. Fr, which one you dy na..........

watn i talk na i just say no be small thing oooooooo......abi na u they think.....another thing..? Grin
Posted: at 14-01-2009 06:42 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 15-01-2009 08:41 AM (15 years ago)
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I have read it b4, but its really funnie. All good. lol

Posted: at 15-01-2009 08:41 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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